Joke #9059

Chuck Norris is the 51st state.
Vote: has 67.81 % from 11 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

The Universe is not expanding. It's running away from Chuck Norris.
Vote: has 75.97 % from 22 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once had a weak moment, just to know what it felt like.
Vote: has 61.28 % from 16 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris' free advice is worth a fortune.
Vote: has 66.71 % from 15 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.
Vote: has 79.14 % from 220 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness, gym
Chuck Norris once slapped a man into next week. The man was missing for four and a half years.
Vote: has 57.36 % from 11 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Before Chuck Norris can register as a soldier, all wars suddenly end.
Vote: has 49.79 % from 31 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, military, war
Chuck Norris had to write a story on bravery he got a A+ for writting his name.
Vote: has 71.52 % from 23 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
No one's afraid to criticize the US President, but no one even dares to say one bad thing about Chuck Norris...
Vote: has 45.58 % from 15 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, political
Last year Chuck Norris won the prize for best float at the Carnival in Rio simply by walking in the parade wearing his cowboy hat.
Vote: has 64.88 % from 18 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, cowboy, time
Q: What does Superman, Batman, and Ironman have in common? A: When they were kids they wanted to be Chuck Norris
Vote: has 65.48 % from 26 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, kids