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Chuck Norris is the 51st state.
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Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris takes care of his guardian angel.
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Nietzsche's book was originally called Also Sparch Chuck Norris.
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Chuck starts the new year by roundhouse kicking the old one.
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