Chuck Norris is the 51st state.
Don't type "Chuck Norris" on Monster Milktruck, your milk will turn into beer.
Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
Chuck Norris puts ice cube trays in the cupboard, and he gets ice.
When Chuck Norris gets bitten by a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris destroyed the Lord of Rings. Twice.
Where was your mom last night? At Chuck Norris' place.
Chuck Norris broke the world record for most punches in a minute with one roundhouse kick.