Across all of the infinite number of parallel universes the version of Chuck Norris is the same. Nature knows perfection when she sees it.
Chuck Norris once squeezed an M&M so hard that it turned into a Skittle.
Chuck Noris once got his blood tested. His blood type was AK-47.
Chuck Norris can see all 50 states from his house.
Chuck Norris once appeared on celebrity wipeout. They had to end the season after he destroyed the sucker punch wall with his chin.
Chuck Norris traveled around the world in 60 milliseconds.
Chuck Norris' Facebook status has a dislike button...nobody clicks it.
Chuck Norris never has a deja vu. No scene would be that stupid to appear in front of the man twice.
Chuck Norris once saw a video that takes 24 hours to watch... He saw it 3 times a day.