Chuck Norris is the 51st state.
The Universe is not expanding. It's running away from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once had a weak moment, just to know what it felt like.
Chuck Norris' free advice is worth a fortune.
When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.
Chuck Norris once slapped a man into next week. The man was missing for four and a half years.
Before Chuck Norris can register as a soldier, all wars suddenly end.
Chuck Norris had to write a story on bravery he got a A+ for writting his name.
No one's afraid to criticize the US President, but no one even dares to say one bad thing about Chuck Norris...
Last year Chuck Norris won the prize for best float at the Carnival in Rio simply by walking in the parade wearing his cowboy hat.
Q: What does Superman, Batman, and Ironman have in common? A: When they were kids they wanted to be Chuck Norris