Chuck Norris is the 51st state.
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Chuck Norris has a website, is called the internet.
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When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook, you die.
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Chuck Norris has found what U2 are looking for.
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Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945.
World War 2 ended Sept. 2 1945.
What a coincidence.
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Chuck Norris keyboard doesn't need a delete button.
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Chuck norris can throw a rock at you... looking the other way.
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Chuck Norris was once charged with three attempted murders in Boulder County, but the Judge quickly dropped the charges because Chuck Norris does not "attempt" murder.
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Chuck Norris once stuck a fork in a toaster and the toaster got electrocuted.
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Chuck Norris is what makes the Central Nervous System nervous
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