Chuck Norris is the 51st state.
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Ali Baba said "Open sesame" to open the secret entrance to the treasure, but little did he know that saying "Open Chuck Norris" opens all doors.
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When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored
And decided to carve a sculpture with only his
Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called....
Mount Rushmore
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Chuck Norris can play Pokemon Go on his landline.
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When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris was banned from going to "housewarming" parties because he kept burning them down.
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Ballet is banned within a 1000 miles of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can facebook through a calculator.
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Count from one to ten.
That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you... Forty seven times.
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Chuck Norris is another name for Terror.
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Chuck Norris shot a man to death with an unloaded nerf gun.
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