Chuck Norris is the 51st state.
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Some say that Chuck Norris is the Stig.
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Q: What is the sound of Chuck Norris clapping one hand?
A: Thunder.
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Chuck Norris' personal airplane is called Air Force Chuck.
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Chuck Norris once got his arm stuck in a canyon.
After 5 days of pain and agony, Chuck Norris had to amputate the canyon.
It was a tough choice...
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Chuck Norris eats gummy bears and shits out grizzly bears.
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The movie Unstoppable is based on Chuck Norris' morning jog.
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The results of a recent Harris Poll on "what's scarier" forced the Discovery channel to cancel Shark week in lieu of Chuck Norris week.
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Chuck Norris traveled around the world in 60 milliseconds.
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If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'till."
After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunscreen, the sun wears Chuck Norris-screen.
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