Chuck Norris is the 51st state.
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You know "The Matrix" that was Chuck Norris' very first dream.
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Did u know Chuck Norris had a role in star wars.
He was the force.
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there.
In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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They were just five lakes, until Chuck Norris said they were Great!
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In Radiant Spirits, Solari's body temprature is 120 degrees.
Chuck Norris's body temprature is about 151 degrees.
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Chuck Norris tells his GPS when he wants to turn.
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Chuck Norris cuts paper by sticking his fingers out in a V and moving them up and down.
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Chuck Norris can flush a port-a-potty.
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The role of terminator was originaly played by Chuck Norris, but they decided against it as no-one would want to shit their pants for two hours strait.
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Chuck Norris didn't grow a beard, a beard grew Chuck Norris.
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