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Chuck Norris is the 51st state.
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The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.
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Armageddon is defined as the day Chuck Norris gets bored with us.
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Chuck Norris knows the last number of infinity.
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Do you know Chuck Norris? Yes? Then he shall allow you to live... for now.
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Chuck Norris inflated a flat school bus tire, with his lungs.
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If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
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Before each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with fourteen times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilzer. This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights.
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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep with a teddy bear. He sleeps with a real bear.
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Chuck Norris finished the Never Ending Story.
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Chuck Norris invented zombies so that he can kill his victims again.
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