Chuck Norris is the 51st state.
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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
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Once chuck norris and time had race.
Result: The time is still running.
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Chuck Norris was sitting around a campfire with two cowboys.
The cowboys were competing to see which one is more hardcore.
The first one says," Once, I was charged by an angry bull. I proceeded to jump on its back and kill it by gorging its eyes out."
The second says, " Once I was swimming in a river, and an annocanda tried to strangle me. I ripped its head off with my teeth."
Chuck norris just smiles and continues tending to the campfire with his penis.
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Chuck Norris has counted to infinity.
Twice.
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Chuck Norris wins Clue in one guess.
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Chuck Norris uses live piranhas as bath toys.
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Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun.
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Chuck Norris has a black belt in every language.
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Chuck Norris didn't survive the first night in Minecraft, the first night survived Chuck Norris.
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