Chuck Norris is the 51st state.
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Chuck Norris kissed a girl once.
She's still blushing, we call her Sun.
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In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep.
Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus and the jeep.
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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results.
It just doesn't happen.
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Chuck Norris is the only man who can put M&M's in alphabetical order.
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Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people.
They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
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Labradoodles were made when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a Labrador and a Poodle at the same time.
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Chuck Norris doesn't take the cake, the cake sees Chuck Norris and begs to be devoured.
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Chuck Norris can walk up a down elavator.
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Chuck Norris' keyboad has no delete key.
Chuck Norris never makes a mistake!
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A rattle snake bit Chuck Norris in the leg and the snake died instantly!
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