Chuck Norris is the 51st state.
If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'till." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.
Chuck Norris knows what pi tastes like.
According to CNN, Chuck Norris was commanding the SEAL team in Afghanistan. When Osama found that out, he shot himself in the head.
Chuck Norris never has a deja vu. No scene would be that stupid to appear in front of the man twice.
Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris takes care of his guardian angel.
Nietzsche's book was originally called Also Sparch Chuck Norris.
Chuck starts the new year by roundhouse kicking the old one.