Chuck Norris can see at least 3 extra colors.
Chuck Norris' guitar amp goes up to 12.
It is a fact that Chuck Norris cannot cry, this is because his tearducts are too muscular.
Got said, "Let there be light!" Chuck Norris looked at him and said: "Say please."
Chuck Norris does not need to freeze water to make ice, he just stares at water and scares it stiff.
Every time Satain goes to sleep, He has to pray to God hoping Chuck Norris does't get him at night.
Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.
Chuck Norris uses a gun to be humane.
Micheal Jordan to Chuck Norris: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you? Chuck Norris: (laughs) How do you think the earth spins?