Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA.
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As you can see, there are a lot.
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Chuck Norris is spelled with a silent "awesome".
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Chuck Norris does not need guns to win, he only uses them to fight fairly.
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Chuck Norris doesn't moon walk, the moon Chuck-Norris Walks.
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Chuck Norris can skydive indoors.
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