Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA.
Chuck Norris once joined the Army. That's how the motto, "An Army of One" was created.
Chuck Norris can one hit kill a creeper in Minecraft... With a stick.
Chuck Norris went up the creek without a paddle... or a canoe.
In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
Chuck Norris CAN play on broken strings.
Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb.
Chuck Norris has the iPhone 5...he got it back in '84.
Light just wishes it was a fast as one of Chuck's fists.
When Chuck Norris has a heart attack, he attacks back.
Film makers are smart enough NOT to make a Chuck Norris movie in 3D.