Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA.
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Chuck Norris doesn't expect the unexpected.
He knows the unexpected.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need health care, everyone in his viewing range does.
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Chuck Norris isn't a good shot, his bullets just know better than to miss.
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Chuck Norris didn't go to school to learn, he went to teach.
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Chuck Norris can speak French in Russian.
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Before sliced bread, people used to say "That's the greatest thing since Chuck Norris".
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Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
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Avatar's were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a smurf.
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