Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA.
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Chuck is!
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Global warming is caused by transient energy leftover from Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks.
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Someone asked Chuck Norris to climb Mount Everest.
After his 10th endeavor, he wrote a book.
"Ten Different Ways to Climb Mount Everest"
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The Roswell UFO crashed because Chuck thought it was a frisbee.
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Chuck Norris once went skydiving but promised never to do it again.
One Grand Canyon is enough.
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Chuck Norris once walked into my house and I was fined for trespassing.
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Chuck Norris broke the world record for most punches in a minute with one roundhouse kick.
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