Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA.
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It's now called Shakey's.
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It was too short for release.
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Chuck Norris once gave a man an apple.
Today that man is known as Steve Jobs.
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Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack.
His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
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Chuck Norris once took a CPR class, this way he can kill you, revive you, and kill you again.
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Chuck Norris built the hospital in which he was born.
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Chuck Norris can ski up a mountain.
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Chuck Norris looks at IEDs and the trigger man blows up.
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The universe expands because the stars believe this way will be safer from Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off
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