Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
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The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.
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Chuck Norris put humpty dumpty back together again, only to roundhouse kick him in the face.
Later Chuck dined on scrambled eggs with all the king's horses and all the king's men.
The king himself could not attend for unspecified reasons.
Coincidentally, the autopsoy revealed the cause of death to be a roundhouse kick to the face.
There is only one King.
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Fear of Chuck Norris is called logic.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have to do anything for a Klondike bar.
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If Chuck Norris hosted TV series "Survivor" No one would Survive!
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Chuck Norris doesn't always drink beer, but when he does he has the dos equis guy serve it to him in a dress.
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Chuck Norris can't have children, because his dick wouldn't fit.
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Chuck Norris isn't a cat person but if he was, he would own 3 lions, a snow leopard, and cougar.
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Chuck Norris broke the world record for most punches in a minute with one roundhouse kick.
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Santa Clause doesn't watch you sleep but Chuck Norris does.
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