Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
Chuck Norris once broke the land bike speed record with a bike with a lost chain and a missing back wheel.
Chuck Norris doesn't take the cake, the cake sees Chuck Norris and begs to be devoured.
Ghosts are created when Chuck Norris kills people to fast for the grim reaper to prosses.
Chuck Norris was sitting around a campfire with two cowboys. The cowboys were competing to see which one is more hardcore. The first one says," Once, I was charged by an angry bull. I proceeded to jump on its back and kill it by gorging its eyes out." The second says, " Once I was swimming in a river, and an annocanda tried to strangle me. I ripped its head off with my teeth." Chuck norris just smiles and continues tending to the campfire with his penis.
There is no such things as a tornado. Just Chuck Norris proving that ballet ain't that hard.
Charles isn't in charge. Chuck is!
Usain Bolt only began running when he heard, Chuck Norris was in Jamaica shooting a commercial for Red Bull.
Chuck norris once ate a rubix cube and pooped it out solved.
Chuck Norris was once in a catch 22, but he roundhouse kicked it down to to a 12 pack and literally drank his problems away.
Chuck Norris can drive a car without gas... or an engine.