Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a Facebook, he has a Fistbook... No one's his friend.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
Chuck Norris was bitten by a werewolf. When full moon came, the werewolf turned into Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.
When Chuck Norris visits Egypt, the sand didn't burn his feet, his feet burnt the sand, hence the discovery of glass.
There is no such thing as an endangered species, they are Chuck's likes and dislikes.
When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it changes the actual world economy.
People sell their souls to the devil. The devil sells his soul to Chuck Norris.