Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
Chuck Norris took a nap. The result was the Great Depression.
In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.
The earth doesn't revolve around the sun. It's the sun that revolves around Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once won a blinking contest against a statue!
When Chuck Norris wants salmon he eats the bear too.
Chuck Norris made Ellen Degeneres straight.
Thundergun shot is a Chuck Norris sneeze.
Chuck Norris doesn't do his taxes.....he just sends a blank tax form with his picture on it.
If you use Chuck Norris in a game of Rock-Paper-Scissors, you automatically win.