Joke #6432

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
Vote:
has 82.97 % from 356 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.
Vote:
has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: birthday, Chuck Norris, holiday
On the show Man v.s Wild, when they talk about the profesionals that Bear recieves help from, they are refering to Chuck Norris.
Vote:
has 39.94 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once broke a mirror over the head of a black cat while standing under a ladder on Friday the thirteenth. The next day he won the lottery.
Vote:
has 48.59 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, money
Big Brother isn't watching you. Chuck Norris is watching you!
Vote:
has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.
Vote:
has 26.31 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, masturbation
Chuck Norris once jumped. Now we have seven Continents and a tilted planet.
Vote:
has 40.53 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography
Chuck Norris' shadow stays ten steps behind him in fear of a roundhouse kick.
Vote:
has 56.66 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
Vote:
has 77.30 % from 414 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris sees dead people...and they run.
Vote:
has 65.58 % from 111 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris sprinted 2 marathons - backwards.
Vote:
has 40.24 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris