Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
Chuck Norris knows who let the dogs out.
When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't blow out brithday candles, they surrender their flames willingly.
An eclipse is just the suns attempt to hide from Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them
The world did not have a tilt in its axis until Chuck Norris stubbed his toe on the North Pole.
Evolution's driving mechanism is nature's desperate attempt to escape Chuck Norris.
Santa Claus goes to the mall to sit on Chuck Norris' lap.
Chuck norris made medusa turn into stone.