Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
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The only thing written on Chuck Norris' passport is "It's me".
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According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
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There will never be a zombie apocalypse, because when Chuck Norris bites zombies, they turn back into humans.
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There are no weapons of mass destruction.
Just Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris CAN have it both ways.
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Chuck Norris was an only child.
Eventually.
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Chuck Norris can stab a knife with a man.
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