Joke #6432

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.
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When Chuck Norris visits Egypt, the sand didn't burn his feet, his feet burnt the sand, hence the discovery of glass.
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There is no such thing as an endangered species, they are Chuck's likes and dislikes.
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When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it changes the actual world economy.
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People sell their souls to the devil. The devil sells his soul to Chuck Norris.
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