Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
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Oxygen needs Chuck Norris to survive.
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The only thing written on Chuck Norris' passport is "It's me".
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Chuck Norris is so cool, ice cubes are jealous...
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Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
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911 calls Chuck Norris for emergency.
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Chuck Norris does not have to "Fight for his right to Party".
Parties have to fight for their right to Chuck Norris.
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There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board.
It is now known as titanic
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