Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
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Chuck Norris can blow smoke rings, but also smoke squares.
Actually he can also blow your face.
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Every bone inside Chuck Norris is his funny bone, cause he laughs wherever you hit him.
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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
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Contrary to popular belief there was a Chuck Norris sighting on the set of The Crow.
No Lee is allowed to live when Chuck Norris is around.
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The burning bush that Moses spoke of was actually Chuck Norris's beard!
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Uri Geller bends spoons with his mind, Chuck Norris bends minds with a spoon.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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Chuck Norris can check his pulse by same hand.
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Scientists have predicted the world will end in 2012, but that's just a guess when Chusk Norris' patience will run out.
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You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life?
In reality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
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