Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
Chuck Norris made Stevie Wonder flinch.
Chuck Norris went sky diving 50 times. He used a parachute twice.
Freddy Krueger sleeps with his mom every night because he is scared of Chuck Norris!
When Chuck Norris bakes cookies for his enemies, he adds his own secret ingredient to make a special taste to it. Its called "defeat".
Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
Chuck Norris's favourite drink is diamond juice, which he squeezes out of raw diamonds with his bare hands.
Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
Chuck Norris was once shot. The bullet died.
Thundergun shot is a Chuck Norris sneeze.