Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
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Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross.
Just never his own.
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You know Chuck Norris' pet lizard, right?
Last I heard, he was in the movie "Godzilla".
Oh, and his pet turtle starred in "Gamera" as well.
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Chuck Norris' beard has a tattoo.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he saw a fat chick, he roundhouse kicked her so hard she transformed.
She is now known as Britney Spears.
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Chuck Norris found the stairway to heaven, but he prefers the elevator.
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Once, Chuck Norris told Nike to "just do it..." and it did.
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Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
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There was no Big Bang at the beginning of the Universe, Chuck Norris simply sneezed.
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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
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Chuck Norris always wins at Jenga, the tower couldn't dare to crumble.
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