Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure began when Chuck Norris arrived from the future and roundhouse kicked that phone booth into the past.
When the President pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris's cell phone rings.
Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone
Chuck Norris puts phone companies on hold.
Chuck Norris' phone never auto corrects him.
Chuck Norris was about to die... until the Grim Reaper phoned in sick.
Chuck Norris can answer a missed call.
Chuck Norris put his phone on air-plane mode and flew it.
When Bell invented the telephone, there were already three Chuck Noris missed calls.
Chuck Norris keeps a list of all his victims, it's called the phone book.
Chuck Norris can text using a rotary phone.