Joke #11701

Fly like a butterfly sting like a bee I slept with yo mama now it burns when I pee.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Pornhub is Down, your mums Facebook will do.

There was a crooked woman, who ran a crooked mile. She found a crooked Weiner, who always made her smile. She belongs in prison, for she is just a crook. And if you don't believe me, you can read it in her book.

Your Momma is so fat, she takes her picture with Google Earth.

My wife's face is green. The room is now pink. I think she yelled at me, "That's your 21st drink!"

Yo mama is so fat when she left the room everyone could breathe again.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, faces like yours belong in a zoo. Don't worry I'll be there too, not in the cage, but laughing at you.

Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran out with a spoon!

Yo momma’s so ugly, she can look up a camel’s butt and scare its hump off.

Yo momma’s so ugly, she practises birth control by leaving the lights on.

Sex is bad Sex is a sin Sins are forgiven So stick it in.