Joke #11701

Fly like a butterfly sting like a bee I slept with yo mama now it burns when I pee.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Pornhub is Down, your mums Facebook will do.

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on da toilet it said here's a carrot and a diet coke.

So that there be less strife May your dreams be sweet And your ass does not tweet tonight.

My wife's face is green. The room is now pink. I think she yelled at me, "That's your 21st drink!"

Roses are red lemons are sour. Open your legs and give me an hour.

Yo' Mama is so fat, she buys clothes in three sizes: large, extra large, and "Oh my God, it's coming towards us!"

Yo mama so fat it took nationwide 3 years to get on her side.

Yo mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can down the street and I asked her, "What are you doing?" and she said, "Moving".

Roses are red violets are blue I have 5 fingers the middle one for you.

Mary held her little daughter, twenty minutes under water. Not to care for any troubles, just to look at those funny bubbles.