Joke #11701

Fly like a butterfly sting like a bee I slept with yo mama now it burns when I pee.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Pornhub is Down, your mums Facebook will do.

So that there be less strife May your dreams be sweet And your ass does not tweet tonight.

Yo mama is so stupid, she did her dad last night.

Yo' Mama is so ugly, she has to sneak up to water fountains to get a drink.

There was a crooked woman, who ran a crooked mile. She found a crooked Weiner, who always made her smile. She belongs in prison, for she is just a crook. And if you don't believe me, you can read it in her book.

Yo momma’s so ugly, when she looks in the mirror her reflection ducks.

Yo momma mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.

Yo momma is so fat when she walked by the TV i missed 3 episodes!

Birdie, birdie in the sky Dropped some white stuff in my eye, I'm a big girl I won't cry, I'm just glad that cows don't fly.

Roses are red "just like blood" Violets are blue "just like when I stab your face and shuve it in poo" So have you lurned that when I stab you blood comes out And shows me 1 thing your shit.