Fly like a butterfly sting like a bee I slept with yo mama now it burns when I pee.
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Roses are red,
violets are blue.
Pornhub is Down,
your mums Facebook will do.
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
Little Lucy met Little Johnny after school and ask him, "Johnny do you you think I'm cute?"
Little Johnny looked at her from head to toe irritably and replied.
"Roses are red.
Your blood is too.
You look like a monkey.
And belong in a zoo.
Do not worry, I'll be there too.
Not in the cage, But laughing at you".
Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the intenet to be worldwide.
Yo momma is so poor she ran after a trash can truck with her shoping list.
Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook.
Yo mama so bald, when she braids her hair, it looks like stitches.
Kissing is a habit
Fucking is a game
Guys get all the pleasure
Girls get all the pain
The guy says I love you
You believe its true
But when your tummy starts to swell,
He says 'to hell with you'
10 minutes of pleasure
9 months in pain
3 days in hospital
A baby without a name
The baby is a bastard
The mother is a whore
This never wouldn't have happened
If the rubber wouldn't have torn
Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."