Joke #11701

Fly like a butterfly sting like a bee I slept with yo mama now it burns when I pee.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Pornhub is Down, your mums Facebook will do.

Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm in love but not with you... When we broke up you thought I cried But all it was... Was another guy, You told your friends that I was a trick, I told mine that you had a weak dick... I said I loved you And you thought it was true, But guess what baby?! You got played too!

Yo mama's so fat, when she plays football she play offense and defense.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her Polo shirts come with real horses on the pocket.

Yo momma so fat her legs are like spoiled milk, white and chunky.

I like your style I like your class but most of all i like your ass.

Some love one, Some love two. I love one, That is you.

Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she walked past the toilet, it flushed itself.

AT WORK, Michael: Why you white guys always so happy? Casey: Because I make love to my wife every morning before work. Michael: Say whaaat? You get her to make love EVERY morning? How do you do that? Casey: It's easy, I just say a poem, women love poems and will fall for them all the time. Michael: Ok, what kind of poem can you say to make her make love every morning? Casey: I say, "blonde hair, blonde hair, eyes of blue, I love to wake up and make love to you. Michael: HAHAAA she falls for that? Casey: yes you should try it. NEXT DAY TYRONE COMES IN WITH BLACK EYE FAT LIP AND A TOOTH MISSING. Casey: What happened to you? Michael: Well, I said a poem to my wife and she didn't like it. Casey: She didn't like it? What did you say? Michael: Nappy head, nappy head, eyes like a frog, if I could roll your fat ass over I would do you like a dog.

Yo mama is so dumb she stuck a battery up her butt and said, "I got energy!"