Fly like a butterfly sting like a bee I slept with yo mama now it burns when I pee.
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violets are blue.
Pornhub is Down,
your mums Facebook will do.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she puts in tampons with a bazooka.
Yo mama's so black if she sat in a jacuzy the water turned into coffee.
I like your style
I like your class
but most of all i like your ass.
There once was a girl named Pinkie who desired to have a little inky,
when the notion of the motion was planted,
in her dinky little head.
With her butt in the air,
while the man in the sidecar tattooed her derriere 100 miles per hour down I 45 to bike fest.
Drunk and stupid and would not listen,
smeared beyond recognition,
she said it was Tinker Bell but we couldn't tell O well.
Yo mamas so fat that when she stepped on a scale, buzz lightyear came out and said "to infinity and beyond!"
Yo mama so skinny...
She turned sideways and dissapeared
Mary held her little daughter,
twenty minutes under water.
Not to care for any troubles,
just to look at those funny bubbles.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she put the operator on speed dial.