Fly like a butterfly sting like a bee I slept with yo mama now it burns when I pee.
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Roses are red,
violets are blue.
Pornhub is Down,
your mums Facebook will do.
Yo mama's so overweight she kills thousands just by sitting down.
Roses are red, violets are blue...
I'm in love but not with you...
When we broke up you thought I cried
But all it was...
Was another guy,
You told your friends that I was a trick,
I told mine that you had a weak dick...
I said I loved you
And you thought it was true,
But guess what baby?!
You got played too!
Yo' Mama is so dumb, if her brains were farts, there wouldn't be enough to stink.
There was a crooked woman,
who ran a crooked mile.
She found a crooked Weiner,
who always made her smile.
She belongs in prison,
for she is just a crook.
And if you don't believe me,
you can read it in her book.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I walked past your fence, she came out barking.
"Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sunbath!
Yo mama's so dumb, she thinks socialism means partying!
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Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.