Fly like a butterfly sting like a bee I slept with yo mama now it burns when I pee.
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Roses are red,
violets are blue.
Pornhub is Down,
your mums Facebook will do.
Yo mama so fat, when your dad tried eating your mom's pussy his head stuck in.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she tried to eat her chicken pox.
To the tune of "Walking in a Winter Wonderland":
Dog tags ring, are you listening'?
In the lane, snow is glistening.
It's yellow, not white I've been there tonight,
Marking up my winter wonderland.
Smell that tree? That's my fragrance.
It's a sign for wandering vagrants;
"Avoid where I pee, it's my property.
Marked up as my winter wonderland."
In the meadow dad will build a snowman,
following the classical design.
Then I'll lift my leg and let it go, man,
So all the world will know it's mine-mine-mine!
Straight from me to the fence post,
flows my natural incense boast,
"Stay off of my turf, this small piece of earth,
I mark it as my winter wonderland."
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Yo Momma so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.
Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking at the apple juice for few days cause it says "concentrate".
Yo' Mama is so dumb, she got fired from a blow job.
Little Lucy met Little Johnny after school and ask him, "Johnny do you you think I'm cute?"
Little Johnny looked at her from head to toe irritably and replied.
"Roses are red.
Your blood is too.
You look like a monkey.
And belong in a zoo.
Do not worry, I'll be there too.
Not in the cage, But laughing at you".
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
faces like yours
belong in a zoo.
Don't worry I'll be there too,
not in the cage,
but laughing at you.