Joke #11701

Fly like a butterfly sting like a bee I slept with yo mama now it burns when I pee.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Pornhub is Down, your mums Facebook will do.

Sex is when a guys communication, enters a girls information, to increase the population, for a younger generation, do you get the information... or do you need a demonstration.

Mary held her little daughter, twenty minutes under water. Not to care for any troubles, just to look at those funny bubbles.

Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm in love but not with you... When we broke up you thought I cried But all it was... Was another guy, You told your friends that I was a trick, I told mine that you had a weak dick... I said I loved you And you thought it was true, But guess what baby?! You got played too!

Roses are red violets are blue I have 5 fingers the middle one for you.

Yo mama so fat that her knuckles have sideburns.

Roses are red violets are blue. My dick has glue I offer it to you.

Yo mama so old she ran track with the dinosaurs.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, faces like yours belong in a zoo. Don't worry I'll be there too, not in the cage, but laughing at you.

Your momma so fat... Her blood type is Ragu.