Fly like a butterfly sting like a bee I slept with yo mama now it burns when I pee.
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violets are blue.
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your mums Facebook will do.
Yo mamma so stupid she puts a piece of paper on the TV and says, "I'm watching paper-view."
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks the Wu-Tang Clan is a Japanese orange drink company.
Holy mother, full of grace Bless my boyfriend's gorgeous face
Bless his hair that tends to curl
Keep him safe from all the girls
Bless his arms that are so strong
Keep his hands where they belong
Bless his dick, the one i sucked
Bless the bed, in which we fucked
And if my Mom happened to walk in
Bless the shit I'd be in.
Smoke a smoke
Not a butt
Fuck a virgin
Not a slut.
Yo mama's so fat, she made weight watchers go blind.
Roses are red
violets are blue.
My dick has glue
I offer it to you.
Some love one,
Some love two.
I love one,
That is you.
My wife's face is green.
The room is now pink.
I think she yelled at me,
"That's your 21st drink!"
