Joke #11701

Fly like a butterfly sting like a bee I slept with yo mama now it burns when I pee.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Pornhub is Down, your mums Facebook will do.

Your mama so fat she was going to walmart tripped over kmart and landed right on target!

Your mommas so fat when criminals break out of jail they hide behind her.

Yo Momma's so stupid, she ordered a cheeseburger without the cheese.

Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm in love but not with you... When we broke up you thought I cried But all it was... Was another guy, You told your friends that I was a trick, I told mine that you had a weak dick... I said I loved you And you thought it was true, But guess what baby?! You got played too!

Yo mama so fat you cant tell if she got a penis or a vagina.

Roses are red tulips are black. You'd look great with a knife in your back.

99 little bugs in the code, 99 bugs in the code, 1 bug fixed... Compile again, 100 little bugs in the code.

Birdie, birdie in the sky Dropped some white stuff in my eye, I'm a big girl I won't cry, I'm just glad that cows don't fly.

Sex is bad Sex is a sin Sins are forgiven So stick it in.