Fly like a butterfly sting like a bee I slept with yo mama now it burns when I pee.
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
Roses are red,
violets are blue.
Pornhub is Down,
your mums Facebook will do.
There once was a girl named Pinkie who desired to have a little inky,
when the notion of the motion was planted,
in her dinky little head.
With her butt in the air,
while the man in the sidecar tattooed her derriere 100 miles per hour down I 45 to bike fest.
Drunk and stupid and would not listen,
smeared beyond recognition,
she said it was Tinker Bell but we couldn't tell O well.
Yo mama is so fat when she farts its noise is just a nightingale.
Sex is bad
Sex is a sin
Sins are forgiven
So stick it in.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Cif.
Ring out the old, ring in the new,
Ring, happy bells, across the snow:
The year is going, let him go;
Ring out the false, ring in the true.
Roses are red
lemons are sour.
Open your legs
and give me an hour.
Roses are red "just like blood"
Violets are blue "just like when I stab your face and shuve it in poo"
So have you lurned that when I stab you blood comes out
And shows me 1 thing your shit.
Yo mama is so fat, that she broke stairway to heaven.