Joke #11701

Fly like a butterfly sting like a bee I slept with yo mama now it burns when I pee.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Pornhub is Down, your mums Facebook will do.

Yo mama so fat when she uses a space shuttle as a vibrator.

Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray this cushy life to keep. I pray for toys that look like mice, And sofa cushions, soft and nice. I pray for gourmet kitty snacks, And someone nice to scratch my back, For windowsills all warm and bright, For shadows to explore at night. I pray I'll always stay real cool And keep the secret feline rule To never tell a human that The world is really ruled by cats!

Yo momma so ugly that she made all her blind kids cry.

Yo' Mama is so skanky, she was asked to leave the OTB.

99 little bugs in the code, 99 bugs in the code, 1 bug fixed... Compile again, 100 little bugs in the code.

Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm in love but not with you... When we broke up you thought I cried But all it was... Was another guy, You told your friends that I was a trick, I told mine that you had a weak dick... I said I loved you And you thought it was true, But guess what baby?! You got played too!

Smoke a smoke Not a butt Fuck a virgin Not a slut.

Yo' mama so fat, people exercise by doing laps 'round her!

Yo mama's so technologically unsavvy, she leaves out pieces of cheese next to the computer!