Q: Why wasn't the bodybuilder evicted?
A: Because he was squatting.
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Lat pulldowns do.
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No time for gym?
Please tell me how you watch 3 hours of TV every night.
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Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.
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I phoned the local gym and I asked if they could teach me how to do the splits.
He said, "How flexible are you?"
I said, "I can't make Tuesdays or Thursdays."
I wish this gym had a stationary bike built for two.
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A: Show us your calves!
Q: What exercise do Hairdressers do in the gym?
A: Curls.
When Chuck Norris works out at the gym, he doesn't sweat.
The weights do.
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