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The world did not have a tilt in its axis until Chuck Norris stubbed his toe on the North Pole.
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Years ago Chuck Norris set up a simple little home network and gave it a name. It's called the internet.
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Chuck Norris's keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
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