The world did not have a tilt in its axis until Chuck Norris stubbed his toe on the North Pole.
If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
If Chuck Norris movies were in 3D, the audience would be dead.
In 1945 Chuck Norris drank a Redbull and jumped out a plane. For image results, Google the word Hiroshima.
Chuck Norris once stuck a fork in a toaster and the toaster got electrocuted.
With just two toothpicks, a lightbulb, and his RoundHouse Kick, Chuck Norris can override the Pentagon's computer system.
Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.
Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
Years ago Chuck Norris set up a simple little home network and gave it a name. It's called the internet.
Chuck Norris's keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.