Q: What do you call a sleepy Easter egg? A: Egg-zosted!
Q: Why do we paint Easter eggs? A: Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!
Q: Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs? A: The rest are hunt'n peckers.
What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery? A yeaster bunny.
Q: Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? A: He was having a bad hare day!
Q: Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? A: He doesn't want anyone to know he's f**king chickens.
Little Johnny's father asks him if he knows about the birds and the bees. "I don't want to know!" Little Johnny says, bursting into tears. Confused, his father asks what's wrong. "Oh, Dad," Little Johnny sobs, "first, there was no Santa Claus, then no Easter Bunny, and finally, no Tooth Fairy. If you're about to tell me that grownups don't really have sex, I've got nothing left to believe in."
Did you hear about the Easter egg hunt for the Alzheimer's patients? They hid their own eggs!
Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter? He didn't have the hare fare.
Q: What day does an Easter egg hate the most? A: Fry-days.
Q: There is a $100 bill sitting in the middle of a 4 way intersection, at one side there is a man hating dike, at another side, there is Santa, at another side there is the Easter Bunny, and at the las side there is a man loving lesbian. Who gets the $100 bill? A: The man hating dike because all others are a figure of your imagination.