Q: What do you call a sleepy Easter egg?
A: Egg-zosted!
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Q: Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs?
A: The rest are hunt'n peckers.
Q: How long does the Easter Bunny like to party?
A: Around the cluck!
Jesus won't come back again.
Why?
Because he know you will kill him and see if he will wake up again.
Q: How does Jesus celebrate Easter?
A: He gets a manicure, pedicure, and has his nails polished.
Q: Once there was the tooth fairy, Santa Claus, Easter bunny, a smart blonde and a dumb blonde they were walking down the road when they saw a $100 dollars bill who gets it??
A: No one the first four doesn't exist and the other blonde thought it was a gum wrapper!
Q: Why do we paint Easter eggs?
A: Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!
Did you hear about the Easter egg hunt for the Alzheimer's patients?
They hid their own eggs!
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Q: What day does an Easter egg hate the most?
A: Fry-days.
Santa Clause, The Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy were all real at one time... then they met Chuck.
There can only be 1 living legend.
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