Q: What do you call a sleepy Easter egg?
A: Egg-zosted!
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Little Johnny's father asks him if he knows about the birds and the bees.
"I don't want to know!" Little Johnny says, bursting into tears.
Confused, his father asks what's wrong.
"Oh, Dad," Little Johnny sobs, "first, there was no Santa Claus, then no Easter Bunny, and finally, no Tooth Fairy. If you're about to tell me that grownups don't really have sex, I've got nothing left to believe in."
Q: How is the Easter Bunny like Michael Jordan? ´
A: They're both famous for stuffing baskets!
What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long?
A runny bunny.
Did you hear about the Easter egg hunt for the Alzheimer's patients?
They hid their own eggs!
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Q: Once there was the tooth fairy, Santa Claus, Easter bunny, a smart blonde and a dumb blonde they were walking down the road when they saw a $100 dollars bill who gets it??
A: No one the first four doesn't exist and the other blonde thought it was a gum wrapper!
Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?
He didn't have the hare fare.
Q: Why do we paint Easter eggs?
A: Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!
Q: Why won't Easter eggs go out at night?
A: They don't want to get "beat up".
Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree.
That makes it a plant.
Therefore, chocolate is salad.
Happy Easter!