Q: What do you call a sleepy Easter egg?
A: Egg-zosted!
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Q: Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
A: He was having a bad hare day!
Q: Why do we paint Easter eggs?
A: Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!
Q: How long does the Easter Bunny like to party?
A: Around the cluck!
Q: Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs?
A: The rest are hunt'n peckers.
Little Johnny's father asks him if he knows about the birds and the bees.
"I don't want to know!" Little Johnny says, bursting into tears.
Confused, his father asks what's wrong.
"Oh, Dad," Little Johnny sobs, "first, there was no Santa Claus, then no Easter Bunny, and finally, no Tooth Fairy. If you're about to tell me that grownups don't really have sex, I've got nothing left to believe in."
What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery?
A yeaster bunny.
Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?
He didn't have the hare fare.
Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree.
That makes it a plant.
Therefore, chocolate is salad.
Happy Easter!
When Chuck Norris went to Easter island, he couldn't understand why other tourists kept asking him to pose for photos next to the stone monoliths.
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