Q: What do you call a sleepy Easter egg?
A: Egg-zosted!
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Q: How long does the Easter Bunny like to party?
A: Around the cluck!
Little Johnny's father asks him if he knows about the birds and the bees.
"I don't want to know!" Little Johnny says, bursting into tears.
Confused, his father asks what's wrong.
"Oh, Dad," Little Johnny sobs, "first, there was no Santa Claus, then no Easter Bunny, and finally, no Tooth Fairy. If you're about to tell me that grownups don't really have sex, I've got nothing left to believe in."
What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery?
A yeaster bunny.
Q: How does Jesus celebrate Easter?
A: He gets a manicure, pedicure, and has his nails polished.
Did you hear about the Easter egg hunt for the Alzheimer's patients?
They hid their own eggs!
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Q: Why won't Easter eggs go out at night?
A: They don't want to get "beat up".
When Chuck Norris went to Easter island, he couldn't understand why other tourists kept asking him to pose for photos next to the stone monoliths.
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Santa Clause, The Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy were all real at one time... then they met Chuck.
There can only be 1 living legend.
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"Why are you studying your Easter candy?"
"I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"