Q: What do you call a sleepy Easter egg? A: Egg-zosted!
Q: Why won't Easter eggs go out at night? A: They don't want to get "beat up".
Q: Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? A: He was having a bad hare day!
When Chuck Norris went to Easter island, he couldn't understand why other tourists kept asking him to pose for photos next to the stone monoliths.
"Why are you studying your Easter candy?" "I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"
What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long? A runny bunny.
Did you hear about the Easter egg hunt for the Alzheimer's patients? They hid their own eggs!
Q: How do you know the Easter Bunny is really smart? A: Because he's an egghead.
Q: Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs? A: The rest are hunt'n peckers.
Q: Once there was the tooth fairy, Santa Claus, Easter bunny, a smart blonde and a dumb blonde they were walking down the road when they saw a $100 dollars bill who gets it?? A: No one the first four doesn't exist and the other blonde thought it was a gum wrapper!
Little Johnny's father asks him if he knows about the birds and the bees. "I don't want to know!" Little Johnny says, bursting into tears. Confused, his father asks what's wrong. "Oh, Dad," Little Johnny sobs, "first, there was no Santa Claus, then no Easter Bunny, and finally, no Tooth Fairy. If you're about to tell me that grownups don't really have sex, I've got nothing left to believe in."