Q: What do you call a sleepy Easter egg?
A: Egg-zosted!
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What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?
They lived hoppily ever after.
Little Johnny's father asks him if he knows about the birds and the bees.
"I don't want to know!" Little Johnny says, bursting into tears.
Confused, his father asks what's wrong.
"Oh, Dad," Little Johnny sobs, "first, there was no Santa Claus, then no Easter Bunny, and finally, no Tooth Fairy. If you're about to tell me that grownups don't really have sex, I've got nothing left to believe in."
"Why are you studying your Easter candy?"
"I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"
Jesus won't come back again.
Why?
Because he know you will kill him and see if he will wake up again.
Q: Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
A: He was having a bad hare day!
Santa Clause, The Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy were all real at one time... then they met Chuck.
There can only be 1 living legend.
Vote:
Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree.
That makes it a plant.
Therefore, chocolate is salad.
Happy Easter!
What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long?
A runny bunny.
Q: What day does an Easter egg hate the most?
A: Fry-days.