Q: What do you call a sleepy Easter egg? A: Egg-zosted!
Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter? He didn't have the hare fare.
Q: How is the Easter Bunny like Michael Jordan? ´ A: They're both famous for stuffing baskets!
Did you hear about the Easter egg hunt for the Alzheimer's patients? They hid their own eggs!
What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery? A yeaster bunny.
When Chuck Norris went to Easter island, he couldn't understand why other tourists kept asking him to pose for photos next to the stone monoliths.
Q: Why won't Easter eggs go out at night? A: They don't want to get "beat up".
Q: There is a $100 bill sitting in the middle of a 4 way intersection, at one side there is a man hating dike, at another side, there is Santa, at another side there is the Easter Bunny, and at the las side there is a man loving lesbian. Who gets the $100 bill? A: The man hating dike because all others are a figure of your imagination.
What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long? A runny bunny.
Q: How do you know the Easter Bunny is really smart? A: Because he's an egghead.
Q: Why do we paint Easter eggs? A: Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!