Q: What do you call a sleepy Easter egg?
A: Egg-zosted!
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Q: What day does an Easter egg hate the most?
A: Fry-days.
Q: Why do we paint Easter eggs?
A: Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!
What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long?
A runny bunny.
Q: How does Jesus celebrate Easter?
A: He gets a manicure, pedicure, and has his nails polished.
Q: How is the Easter Bunny like Michael Jordan? ´
A: They're both famous for stuffing baskets!
What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?
They lived hoppily ever after.
Did you hear about the Easter egg hunt for the Alzheimer's patients?
They hid their own eggs!
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"Why are you studying your Easter candy?"
"I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"
Q: There is a $100 bill sitting in the middle of a 4 way intersection, at one side there is a man hating dike, at another side, there is Santa, at another side there is the Easter Bunny, and at the las side there is a man loving lesbian. Who gets the $100 bill?
A: The man hating dike because all others are a figure of your imagination.