They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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My insurance policy says: "Does not cover acts of God, or Chuck Norris."
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Chuck Norris is so tough, that he doesn't get a workout from the weights,they get a workout from him.
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