They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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The war with Japan would have ended sooner, but the allies decided that dropping Chuck Norris on Hiroshima would be a crime against humanity.
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Santa Clause doesn't watch you sleep but Chuck Norris does.
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When Chuck crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
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Chuck Norris can only text if the phone's touch screen is bullet proof.
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Once the A-Team used to take care of the bad guys.
Then came Chuck Norris.
Ever since, the A-Team has been known as the Ghostbusters.
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When Chuck Norris plays sudoku, he can put two same numbers in one square and still solve it right.
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Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.
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R. Lee Ermey's war face is the face he made when he saw Chuck Norris ready to attack.
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Give Chuck Norris a piece of coal and he'll give you back a diamond.
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Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.
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