They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
Chuck Norris' toothpaste doesn't have baking soda in it, it has gunpowder in it.
Chuck Norris never dies. And of course, he will also never fade away.
Chuck Norris doesn't use his hand to catch bullets, he uses his mind.
When Chuck Norris breaks the speed limit, no one can put it back together again.
Fear of Chuck Norris is called logic.
If Chuck Norris misses a roundhouse-kick, you will still die.
When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
Chuck Norris injected his blood into a monkey, a fish, and a lizard. They are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla.
Chuck Norris round house kicked the xbox and made the xbox 360.
Chuck Norris put corns in the Milky Way and eat them at his breakfast.