They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
When Chuck Norris goes to the beach, he puts on sunscreen to protect the sun from him.
There are no weapons of mass destruction. Just Chuck Norris.
Don King once had straight hair, until that day he saw Chuck Norris' eyes staring him down.
When Chuck Norris gets bitten by a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can run a full marathon in just 3 miles.
Salmon swim upstream because Chuck Norris is downstream.
Not only CAN Chuck have his cake and eat it too, he WILL.
Barack Obama was elected president of the USA because Chuck Norris said so. He remind him of Trivette...
Chuck Norris created Heavy Metal when he was upset.
Did you ever wonder how the moon got craters? 3 words: Chuck Norris Golf.