They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
Chuck Norris made Journey stop beleiving.
When Chuck Norris forgets something it ceases to exist.
When Chuck Norris tries to kill himself, he always dodges the killing blow 'cause he's that awesome.
Chuck Norris can choke you to life.
Chuck Norris holds the world record for most push ups done in a hour, the number is all of them.
Chuck Norris cut's a knife with butter.
Chuck Norris can swim and skydive at the same time.
Chuck norris can kick you in the back of your face.