They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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If you stare at the ameican flag long enough you'll see a 3D image of Chuck Norris.
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Santa writes to Chuck Norris about what he wants for Christmas.
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Chuck Norris doesen't fly, gravity collapses around him.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out.
It failed miserably.
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Chuck Norris once made a crippled man run away.
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Chuck Norris Doesn't breakdance.
He breaks dance
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Sometimes when Chuck Norris stares at the stars too long they get scared.
These are known as black holes.
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