They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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Wolverine has been called indestructible because of his adamantium skeleton... until Chuck Norris broke every bone in his body.
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According to CNN, Chuck Norris was commanding the SEAL team in Afghanistan.
When Osama found that out, he shot himself in the head.
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Chuck Norris did the blue whale challenge.
By the 50th day, his instructor had jumped off the building.
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The ground hog only pokes his head out to check for Chuck Norris.
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Ozzy Osbourne once snorted a line of ants.
Chuck Norris once snorted a line of bricks.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
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Chuck Norris won one million dollars gambling playing Solitaire.
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Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.
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If Chuck Norris ever got caught for speeding, he'd let the cops off with a warning.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why This Little Piggy cried wee wee wee all the way home.
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