Chick Norris has never pooped because nothing scares the shot out of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has a daugter: Jason Bourne.
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Chuck Norris has 10 custom classes on Modern Warfare 2, and hes never prestiged.
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You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex?
Because he never fucks up.
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It is convenient to be near a hospital when you are injured.
It is also convenient to insult Chuck Norris while standing in an open grave.
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If you write the Death Note on Chuck Norris, the Death Note dies.
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When Chuck Norris works out, he doesn't sweat.
His body cries.
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Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.
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Chuck Norris doesen't fly, gravity collapses around him.
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Note to self:
Don’t be the cashier to tell Chuck Norris his coupons have expired.
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Chuck Norris can sink a hole in none!
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