Chick Norris has never pooped because nothing scares the shot out of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can make you laugh at your own funeral.
If you look back far enough in your family tree, Chuck Norris appears at least three times.
Chuck Norris doesn't buy life insurance, life buys Chuck insurance.
Chuck Norris can play Bach's 9th Symphony with a triangle.
Not only CAN Chuck have his cake and eat it too, he WILL.
Chuck Norris installed iTunes... in Blackberry!
Chuck Norris has a lot to contribute to the Third World... War.
Chuck Norris never suffers from a heart attack. His heart is too smart to not attack him.
A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.