Chick Norris has never pooped because nothing scares the shot out of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can use a Shake Weight without looking gay.
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Chuck Norris scares cows so bad, milk comes out their nose.
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Chuck Norris can strum your pain with his fingers, tell your whole life with his words – but mainly just kill you softly with his song.
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If Chuck were in the movie Nightmare On Elm Street then it would be renamed nightmare on Chuck Norris Street, cuz nobody dared to get near him.
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Chuck Norris is the reason Dorothy must follow the yellow brick road.
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On the show Man v.s Wild, when they talk about the profesionals that Bear recieves help from, they are refering to Chuck Norris.
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Water can drown if Chuck Norris stays underwater for too long.
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Chuck Norris never actually roundhouse kicks anyone, the world just spins underneath him when he lifts his legs.
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Chuck Norris does not cleanse himself with your everyday shower.
He uses Meteor Showers.
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Chuck Norris went up the creek without a paddle... or a canoe.
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