Chick Norris has never pooped because nothing scares the shot out of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is standing right behind you when you're reading this.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he saw a fat chick, he roundhouse kicked her so hard she transformed.
She is now known as Britney Spears.
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Chuck Norris put humpty dumpty back together again, only to roundhouse kick him in the face.
Later Chuck dined on scrambled eggs with all the king's horses and all the king's men.
The king himself could not attend for unspecified reasons.
Coincidentally, the autopsoy revealed the cause of death to be a roundhouse kick to the face.
There is only one King.
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Chuck Norris doesn't scroll with a mouse.
He uses a lion.
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Crest fights cavities, Chuck Norris kills them.
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Chuck Norris actually died 10 years ago.
The grim reaper just hasn't summed up enough courage to face Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once walked in the opposite direction in the Running of the Bulls.
The bulls turned around and ran for their lives.
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When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.
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At museums Chuck Norris is allowed to touch the art.
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If Chuck Norris ran for president, the competition would drop out, and he would get infinite terms.
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