Chick Norris has never pooped because nothing scares the shot out of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't climb trees.
He just pulls them down and walks on top of them.
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Chuck Norris can play Bach's 9th Symphony with a triangle.
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Chuck Norris brings the noise AND the funk.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear seatbelts.
Seatbelts wear Chuck Norris.
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Rocky Balboa was a lucky man because Chuck Norris didn't pursue a boxing carreer.
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In the back of the book of world records, it says "All records are held by Chuck Norris. The ones listed are in second place."
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There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer.
Chuck Norris is always in control.
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Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.
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Chuck Norris doesn't daydream.
He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
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When Chuck Norris wants salad, he eats a vegetarian.
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