Chick Norris has never pooped because nothing scares the shot out of Chuck Norris.
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If you write the Death Note on Chuck Norris, the Death Note dies.
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If Chuck Norris says his opinion on somthing, it automaticlly becomes a fact.
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Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.
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Chuck Noris once got his blood tested.
His blood type was AK-47.
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Spider-man can crawl on walls and ceilings, Chuck Norris can crawl on water.
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Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
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When Chuck Norris walks into a room, the mice jump on chairs.
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In an attempt to end WWII, President Harry Truman had Chuck Norris parachuted into Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
Sept. 2, 1945, the Japanese surrendered.
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People have near-death experiences. Death has Near-Chuck-Norris experiences.
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Chuck Norris made this sentence finish.
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