Chick Norris has never pooped because nothing scares the shot out of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris pours the milk first, then he pours the cereal.
Then he places the bowl.
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Chuck Norris can strike the same lightning twice.
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Chuck Norris can make love to a girl so hard and fast it inspired a reality tv series.
We know it as Forged in the fire.
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Chuck Norris was an only child.
Eventually.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he forced his mum to eat her vegetables!
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Chuck Norris knows how to kill you in more ways than you know how to die.
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God created Adam, Adam saw Chuck Norris, Adam created tears.
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When you come to a road that says "ONE WAY", that mean Chuck Norris is the other way.
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They say that "You can't cheat Death", but Chuck Norris can beat it fairly.
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