Chick Norris has never pooped because nothing scares the shot out of Chuck Norris.
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Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.
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Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.
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Mortal Kombat is not difficult enough for Chuck Norris, so he got Immortal Kombat.
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Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush, he beats up the bush.
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When Chuck Norris was in kindergarden he made his teacher spit out her gum.
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Chuck Norris once raced light.
He is still waiting for it to catch up.
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Chuck Norris does not eat.
Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.
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When Chuck Norris talks, people listen.
When he doesn't, people still listen.
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Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
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Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.
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