Chick Norris has never pooped because nothing scares the shot out of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can stand at the bottom of a bottomless pit.
There is only one award higher than the medal of Honor: The Chuck Norris Medal of Roundhouse. No mortal man has ever earned it.
When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
Some of us can "save the day," Chuck Norris can save a century.
Chuck Norris knows what color a smurf turns when you choke it.
Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.
Chuck Norris doesn't do his taxes.....he just sends a blank tax form with his picture on it.
Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.
Chuck Norris lives in a Roundhouse... And his favorite drink is punch...
Chuck Norris found Nemo with his eyes closed.