Joke #10502

Chuck Norris made this sentence finish.
Vote: has 62.61 % from 13 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Every fact added to this site makes Chuck Norris more powerful.
Vote: has 60.16 % from 12 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
Vote: has 39.90 % from 9 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
Vote: has 47.37 % from 18 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
When Chuck Norris eats teddy grahams, he craps out grizzly bears.
Vote: has 54.16 % from 10 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't expect the unexpected. He knows the unexpected.
Vote: has 74.73 % from 52 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can stand at the bottom of a bottomless pit.
Vote: has 73.53 % from 25 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris stem cells can reproduce missing limbs.
Vote: has 29.10 % from 39 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Motley Crue released a new song called "Roundhouse Kickstart My Heart" dedicated to Chuck Norris. It will be number one in the top 40 forever.
Vote: has 62.61 % from 13 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Only Chuck Norris can cross the "Beyond" section of Bed, Bath and Beyond store.
Vote: has 66.71 % from 15 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once ran in a movie marathon.... and won.
Vote: has 72.24 % from 7 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport