Chuck Norris made this sentence finish.
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They had to end the season after he destroyed the sucker punch wall with his chin.
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When Chuck Norris laughs, flowers bloom and butterflies hatch.
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When Chuck Norris throws a throwing knife, the knife doesn't kill his victim, the force of the air did.
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Walker Texas Ranger was actually a reality show.
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Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
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Chuck Norris can check out books from the Library of Congress.
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Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.
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Lays chips claims "No one can eat just one".
Wrong.
Chuck Norris ate ONE, laughed then ate a whole bag of Doritos.
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