Chuck Norris made this sentence finish.
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Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009.
His state flower will be the Magnolia.
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Once, Chuck Norris only filled his name in on the SAT.
He got a perfect score.
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Chuck Norris's version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.
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One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart.
The clerk told him to have a nice day.
The next day the clerk was found dead.
The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why.
He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
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Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
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Ali Baba said "Open sesame" to open the secret entrance to the treasure, but little did he know that saying "Open Chuck Norris" opens all doors.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunscreen, the sun wears Chuck Norris-screen.
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Bob the Builder asks if we can fix it, Chuck Norris already did.
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Death was created after Chuck Norris was born.
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When somebody else yawns, Chuck Norris does not.
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