Chuck Norris made this sentence finish.
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Chuck Norris does not understand any phrase that begins with "if at first you don't succeed."
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When someone is in trouble it's a job for Superman, when Superman is in trouble it's a job for Chuck Norris.
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Originally Chuck Norris was in the cast of "The Expendables" but the movie was only 3 seconds long because there was nothing left to kill.
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In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job".
That is the story of the universe.
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Chuck Norris once broke the sound barrier.
In half.
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Nails wish they were as tough as Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris created the platypus by roundhouse kicking a duck at a beaver.
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