Chuck Norris made this sentence finish.
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There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board.
It is now known as titanic
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Q: Why are there prairies?
A: Because Chuck Norris scared the trees away.
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Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb.
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When Chuck Norris runs backwards during a fight, it may seem like he's retreating.
He's not. He's just attacking from another direction.
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There is a plaque laid next to the remnants of the Titanic which reads, "Only Chuck Norris is unsinkable"
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Chuck Norris CAN play on broken strings.
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It is convenient to be near a hospital when you are injured.
It is also convenient to insult Chuck Norris while standing in an open grave.
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Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one.
For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
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Sticks and stones may break your bones, but Chuck Norris' glare will liquify your kidney.
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