Chuck Norris made this sentence finish.
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Chuck Norris invented the Giraffe when he roundhouse kicked a spotted Horse in the chin.
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Chuck Norris plays Scrabble with numbers.
And wins.
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When Chuck Norris went to the beach, he gave the ocean a bath.
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Chuck Norris knows who let the dogs out.
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Chuck Norris crossed the road.
No one has ever dared question his motives.
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Chuck Norris goes to Silent Hill for the weekends.
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What do you spell if you rearrange the letters in Chuck Norris's name.
Nothing, because you can't mess with Chuck Norris.
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The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.
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Chuck Norris once took a CPR class, this way he can kill you, revive you, and kill you again.
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Chuck Norris can spell roundhouse kick with five letters: death.
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