Chuck Norris made this sentence finish.
Chuck Norris walked right into Area 51, bought a Snapple, and walked out. No one dared to move.
Facebook wants to add Chuck Norris as a Friend.
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
Chuck Norris is the only person to know pi, because when he puts it into the calculator, the calculator doesn't dare give him only part of it.
I challenged Chuck Norris once. He made a bun with my legs over my head, then he roundhouse kicked me to outer space. Now I read the facts from Mars.
Chuck Norris doesn’t shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris wins Clue in one guess.
When Chuck Norris says 'Candyman' five times in a row, no one appears. Candyman ain't stupid.
Chuck Norris had to write a story on bravery he got a A+ for writting his name.
The party only starts when Chuck Norris walks in.