Chuck Norris made this sentence finish.
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When you break a leg it is actually not your leg that is broken.
It´s Chuck Norris´s leg.
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Chuck Norris can't have children, because his dick wouldn't fit.
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Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.
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What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died?
His shoe.
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Steve Austin had to be rebuilt as the Six Million Dollar Man after he looked Chuck Norris in the eye, shook his hand and then went weak at the knees.
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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
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Chuck Norris can braid a bald head.
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