If Chuck Norris says his opinion on somthing, it automaticlly becomes a fact.
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The original CBS Survivor series was filmed in Chuck's mansion.
No episode aired, as no one survived.
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E only equals MC² because Chuck Norris allows it too.
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Do you know why Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow?
You just don't follow him that close!
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Chuck Norris doesn't push someone out of the way of a car, he pushes the car out of the way of the person.
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All wars stopped when Chuck Norris said, "Can I apply for the army?"
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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet.
The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
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The actual definition of U.F.O is Chuck Norris's Toy Frisbee.
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Chuch Norris stood next to a bear and was told he had to leave because the bear was scared.
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Chuck Norris is the real man inside of Chucky.
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