If Chuck Norris says his opinion on somthing, it automaticlly becomes a fact.
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Chuck Norris once won the Iditarod by pulling his team of dogs on the sled.
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The Swiss army uses a Chuck Norris knife.
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Chuck Norris is so powerful he can jumpstart a car by attaching the cables to his chest hair.
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In the Matrix, the bullets try to dodge Chuck Norris - and fail.
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The sandman puts other people to sleep but Chuck Norris put the sandman to sleep.
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Chuck Norris can surf on lava.
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In the back of the book of world records, it says "All records are held by Chuck Norris. The ones listed are in second place."
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When you die on Earth you go to hell.
When you die in hell you go to Chuck Norris' house.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a particle accelerator to collide atoms, he just smashes his fists together.
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When Chuck Norris goes through airport security he makes them take their shoes off.
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