If Chuck Norris says his opinion on somthing, it automaticlly becomes a fact.
Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
Chuck Norris once went to practice his golf swing at a driving range... his golf balls are now known as stars!
Chuck Norris built Rome with a box of scraps.
When Chuck Norris steals a car he forces it to start.
Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.
Chuck Norris took a rocket science class but quit becaus it was too easy.
Chuck Norris once killed a man in New York while practicing Bruce Lee's one inch punch... Chuck Norris was in San Franscisco at the time.
Daylight Savings happened when Chuck Norris overslept an hour.
You don't invite Chuck Norris. He invites himself.
All wars stopped when Chuck Norris said, "Can I apply for the army?"