If Chuck Norris says his opinion on somthing, it automaticlly becomes a fact.
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Chuck Norris never has a deja vu.
No scene would be that stupid to appear in front of the man twice.
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Superman can leap tall buildings in a single bound.
Chuck Norris just picks the buildings up and moves them out of his way.
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The Godfather once came to Chuck Norris and asked for a favor.
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When the President pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris's cell phone rings.
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Chuck Norris can strike the same lightning twice.
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There was no Big Bang.
Chuck Norris arm wrestled himself and the energy produced created the universe.
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Chuck Norris can "make it rain in Southern California".
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Evolution ended the day Chuck Norris was born.
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During the Vietnam War, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be captured.
For torture, they made him eat his own entrails.
He asked for seconds.
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Chuck Norris made sick the healthy chocolate.
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