If Chuck Norris says his opinion on somthing, it automaticlly becomes a fact.
Chuck Norris destroyed the Lord of Rings. Twice.
Chuck Norris can build a house from the roof down.
Superman got his powers when Chuck Norris sneezed on him.
Chuck Norris threw rocks into the ocean and named them Hawaii
Chuck Norris is the real man inside of Chucky.
Chuck Norris is the only person able beat a fish at holding his breath under water.
Chuck Norris knows what Willis is talkin' bout- Bbrandon Delariva.
Chuck Norris went to the virgin islands. Now they are pregnant.
Chuck Norris can see at least 3 extra colors.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.