If Chuck Norris says his opinion on somthing, it automaticlly becomes a fact.
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The war with Japan would have ended sooner, but the allies decided that dropping Chuck Norris on Hiroshima would be a crime against humanity.
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The supreme court issued a ban not allowing Chuck Norris to flex his muscles, for fear of public safety.
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Chuck Norris can lie honestly.
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Chuck Norris' primary weapon in Call of Duty is his roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris went for a swim in the ocean.
The sharks headed for land.
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Mortal Kombat was originally called 'Ways Chuck Norris Can Kill You'.
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Chuck Norris can hear your text messages.
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The light at the end of the tunnel is actually Chuck Norris holding a flashlight.
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Chuck Norris can travel a negative distance.
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Chuck Norris once was pulled over by a policeman for speeding.
Chuck gave him a warning.
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