If Chuck Norris says his opinion on somthing, it automaticlly becomes a fact.
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A: Because Chuck Norris scared the trees away.
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The Godfather once came to Chuck Norris and asked for a favor.
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The answer to all the questions on your history test tomorrow is Chuck Norris.
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CBS hired Chuck Norris to replace Charlie Sheen, now the show is called Ten and half Men.
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Chuck Norris once walked down a street with his fists in his pockets.
He was then arrested for concealing two deadly weapons.
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Chuck Norris once stayed at the Hotel California and was allowed to check out... and leave.
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There was a school about learning roundhouse kicks.
No one finished it.
Why?
Chuck Norris kicked them with a roundhouse kick.
It's his only weakness so no one must know how to do Roundhouse Kick!
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