If Chuck Norris says his opinion on somthing, it automaticlly becomes a fact.
Chuck Norris once stood on a bridge in London. Then they wrote a song about it.
Once upon a time, Chuck Norris moved a Mack truck out of his way. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
Count Dracula once bit Chuck Norris and immediately turned vegetarian.
Chuck Norris's 1st Grade teacher asked him how many stars there were on the American Flag. Chuck Norris replied "Yes." and was correct.
Chuck Norris can straighten a circle.
Chuck Norris brings the noise AND the funk.
Chuck Noris can make grapes from wine.
Chuck Norris doesn't compete, he wins.
Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.
I named my dog Chuck Norris, but I couldn't train him because no one tells Chuck Norris what to do.