If Chuck Norris says his opinion on somthing, it automaticlly becomes a fact.
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Chuck Norris once separated his powers into five people, they are now called The Avengers.
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Chuck Norris once got careless and accidentally locked his drawer key inside his drawer, with a lock that needs the key to lock.
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Every Chuck Norris joke is a five star joke just because it says Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris puts all of his baskets in one egg.
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If Chuck Norris were president, he would protect the secret service.
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Chuck Norris doesn't fall, he merely tests the durability of the floor with his face.
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Chuck Norris roundhoused a guy so hard he starved to death before he stopped sliding.
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Chuck Norris can speak braille.
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Chuck Norris once lapped his opponent...in a drag race.
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The AC/DC song "Highway to Hell" is about Chuck Norris' driveway.
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