If Chuck Norris says his opinion on somthing, it automaticlly becomes a fact.
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The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris.
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Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee.
Except Chuck Norris.
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There is no such things as a tornado.
Just Chuck Norris proving that ballet ain't that hard.
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What happens when Chuck Norris orders a beer and gets a beer?
He roundhouses the waitress, Chuck Norris should not have to ask.
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Chuck Norris can won the winter Olympics...
In the summer.
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Chuck Norris isn't appropriate... appropriate isn't Chuck Norris.
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Superman is weakened when exposed to Kryptonite.
Chuck Norris eats Kryptonite for breakfast without even a belch.
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Chuck Norris once toboggoned down Mount Everest and then sprinted back up cuz he realized he lost his mitten.
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Chuck Norris got into Cambridge... without any qualifications.
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Crop Circles are Chuck Norris's preschool art projects.
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