If Chuck Norris says his opinion on somthing, it automaticlly becomes a fact.
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer.
Too bad he has never cried.
Ever.
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A train saw Chuck Norris on the track and turned down a dirt road.
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Chuck Norris puts phone companies on hold.
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Chuck Norris "Caught 'Em All " twice.
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You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life?
In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
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Batman is to Robin as Chuck Norris is to Death.
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The Yeti can't be found because it Chuck Norris made sure no one ever finds it.
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Q: Why are there prairies?
A: Because Chuck Norris scared the trees away.
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Chuck Norris wears white to a funeral, no one asks why.
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Some people break the laws of the state, Chuck Norris breaks the laws of physics.
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