If Chuck Norris says his opinion on somthing, it automaticlly becomes a fact.
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When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer.
You will score a 1600.
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Chuck Norris can win a Grammy from coughing.
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Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Fedor Emelianenko because he takes Fedor to the vet regularly.
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When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
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Chuck Norris holds the world record for most push ups done in a hour, the number is all of them.
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Chuck Norris can comment on Facebook posts, before you publish them.
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Keep your friends close, and your enemies close to Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris falls out of a boat , he dosn't hit water...
That's because Chuck Norris would never fall out of a boat it the first place.
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The earth doesn't revolve around the sun.
It's the sun that revolves around Chuck Norris.
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Christano Roanaldo dives because he thinks of Chuck Norris.
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