If Chuck Norris says his opinion on somthing, it automaticlly becomes a fact.
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Micheal Jordan to Chuck Norris:
I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours.
Can you?
Chuck Norris: (laughs) How do you think the earth spins?
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