If Chuck Norris says his opinion on somthing, it automaticlly becomes a fact.
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Chuck Norris graduated from the School of Hard Knocks with an MBA - Mega Bad Ass.
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Chuck Norris can scratch sandpaper.
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Many years ago Chuck Norris and a brown bear had a fight.
The loser had to go live in the north pole.
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Chuck Norris is the only weapon allowed through airport security
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If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?"
It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
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Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can dodge rain.
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Chuck Norris doesn't smoke cigars.
He smokes smoke grenades.
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The AC/DC song "Highway to Hell" is about Chuck Norris' driveway.
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