Joke #6189

Chuck Norris can walk on water..,he's not God...the water is just afraid of getting him wet.
Vote: has 76.89 % from 149 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris, god

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Got said, "Let there be light!" Chuck Norris looked at him and said: "Say please."
Vote: has 72.71 % from 19 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, god, mean
Every time Satain goes to sleep, He has to pray to God hoping Chuck Norris does't get him at night.
Vote: has 70.84 % from 27 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris, god
Originally it was called 'Chuck Norris Mode' but he decided to let god have that one because Chuck Norris is humble like that.
Vote: has 68.45 % from 16 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris, god, life
Before god said, "Let there be light," he asked Chuck Norris,"Can light let there be?"
Vote: has 59.19 % from 15 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris, god
In the beginning, God created light because Chuck allowed him to.
Vote: has 59.19 % from 15 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris, god
God created Adam, Adam saw Chuck Norris, Adam created tears.
Vote: has 56.98 % from 23 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris, god
God created universe, Chuck Norris created God.
Vote: has 55.34 % from 22 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris, god, life
People believe in God. God believe in Chuck Norris.
Vote: has 54.97 % from 19 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris, god
Chuck Norris was worshipped as a god by the Eskimos. That is why they had igloos modeled after his signature move.
Vote: has 54.59 % from 16 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris, god
Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.
Vote: has 51.67 % from 20 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: birthday, Chuck Norris, god