Chuck Norris can walk on water..,he's not God...the water is just afraid of getting him wet.
In the beginning, God created light because Chuck allowed him to.
Every time Satain goes to sleep, He has to pray to God hoping Chuck Norris does't get him at night.
People believe in God. God believe in Chuck Norris.
Do you know why God is called "God"? Because "Chuck Norris" is already taken.
God said let there be light. Chuck Norris said say please.
Before god said, "Let there be light," he asked Chuck Norris,"Can light let there be?"
Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.
God created Adam, Adam saw Chuck Norris, Adam created tears.
Got said, "Let there be light!" Chuck Norris looked at him and said: "Say please."