Chuck Norris can walk on water..,he's not God...the water is just afraid of getting him wet.
Every time Satain goes to sleep, He has to pray to God hoping Chuck Norris does't get him at night.
Before god said, "Let there be light," he asked Chuck Norris,"Can light let there be?"
In the beginning, God created light because Chuck allowed him to.
God created Adam, Adam saw Chuck Norris, Adam created tears.
Chuck Norris was worshipped as a god by the Eskimos. That is why they had igloos modeled after his signature move.
My insurance policy says: "Does not cover acts of God, or Chuck Norris."
People believe in God. God believe in Chuck Norris.
Do you know why God is called "God"? Because "Chuck Norris" is already taken.
Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.
God said let there be light. Chuck Norris said say please.