Chuck Norris can walk on water..,he's not God...the water is just afraid of getting him wet.
Every time Satain goes to sleep, He has to pray to God hoping Chuck Norris does't get him at night.
Originally it was called 'Chuck Norris Mode' but he decided to let god have that one because Chuck Norris is humble like that.
In the beginning, God created light because Chuck allowed him to.
Before god said, "Let there be light," he asked Chuck Norris,"Can light let there be?"
Got said, "Let there be light!" Chuck Norris looked at him and said: "Say please."
God created universe, Chuck Norris created God.
People believe in God. God believe in Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was worshipped as a god by the Eskimos. That is why they had igloos modeled after his signature move.
God created Adam, Adam saw Chuck Norris, Adam created tears.
Do you know why God is called "God"? Because "Chuck Norris" is already taken.