God created Adam, Adam saw Chuck Norris, Adam created tears.
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Chuck Norris can walk on water..,he's not God...the water is just afraid of getting him wet.
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Every time Satain goes to sleep, He has to pray to God hoping Chuck Norris does't get him at night.
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God said let there be light.
Chuck Norris said say please.
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In the beginning, God created light because Chuck allowed him to.
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Do you know why God is called "God"?
Because "Chuck Norris" is already taken.
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People believe in God. God believe in Chuck Norris.
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Before god said, "Let there be light," he asked Chuck Norris,"Can light let there be?"
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Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus birthday.
Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.
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Got said, "Let there be light!"
Chuck Norris looked at him and said: "Say please."
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Chuck Norris was worshipped as a god by the Eskimos.
That is why they had igloos modeled after his signature move.
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