Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
Chuck Norris can split the atom. With his bare hands.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
Physics is bound by the laws of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower in the morning to freshen up.
Chuck Norris made Newton write 3 laws of physics just to break them... he was having a boring weekend.
Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.
Transformers are just another name for Chuck Norris' grade 5 science project.
E only equals MC² because Chuck Norris allows it too.