One night, there was a knock on my door... i open it and no one was there every night I would get the same knock and still no one was there... Untill the morning I was just making myself some tea as a person knocks on my door it was a black man he walk in and stole my tea .... i said to myself did he just mug me .... I still didn't know who was knocking on the doors at night Untill one night I opened my door and there was a floating mug I was still confused.
Fast way to screw up someone's Knock Knock joke...? "It's open."
Knock Knock. Who's there? Opportunity. Don't be silly - opportunity doesn't knock twice!
Knock knock. Who's there? Déja. Déja who? Knock knock.
Knock, knock! Who's there? Opportunity! That is impossible. Opportunity doesn't come knocking twice!
Chuck Norris's keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? Bless you.
More than anything, Bob wanted to be a cowpoke. Taking pity on him, a rancher decided to hire the lad and give him a chance. "This," he said, showing him a rope, "is a lariat. We use it to catch cows." "I see," said Bob, trying to seem knowledgeable as he examined the lariat. "And what do you use for bait?"
Knock knock. Who's there? FBI. FB… We are asking the questions here!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Kanga. Kanga who? Actually, it's kangaroo!