Chuck Norris never swam. Every time he was about to get in a pool the water ran away in terror!
Chuck Norris has only one friend on Facebook: Pain.
When Chuck lit a match earth saw the sun for the first time!
Mortal Kombat is not difficult enough for Chuck Norris, so he got Immortal Kombat.
If you type Chuck Norris into Microsoft Word, the little paper-clip just hangs himself.
Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f*** down.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - three times.
Guns sleep with a picture of Chuck Norris under their pillows.
Chuck Norris uses black holes to clean his dishes.