Chuck Norris never swam. Every time he was about to get in a pool the water ran away in terror!
When Chuck Norris goes out to survive in the Wilderness, the Wilderness ends up trying to survive from him.
Scientists have developed a way to travel through time, by being on the recieving end of a roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
Harry Potter needs 8 movies to seek and destroy Voldemort. Chuck Norris needs 4 seconds.
He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.
Chuck Norris told Anne Robinson she was the weakest link and made her leave the stage.
Chuck Norris can scratch sandpaper.
Chuck Norris can turn diamonds back into coal.
Chuck Norris sky dives without a parachute.
Chuck Norris can see all 50 states from his house.