Chuck Norris never swam.
Every time he was about to get in a pool the water ran away in terror!
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Chuck norris can kick you in the back of your face.
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The facts on this website are Chuck Norris' smallest acheivements.
If you knew what he was really capable of, you would never sleep at night.
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When Chuck Norris goes to a BBL cricket game, he doesn't watch out for the big hits from the players, the big hits watch out for him!
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Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
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Chuck Norris has an iPhone with whole apple.
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When Chuck Norris sets his watch, he sets time itself.
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Not even Houdini can escape from Chuck Norris.
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At the age of 17, Chuck Norris was fired from his job in a car factory because he roundhouse-kicked a car in half.
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