Chuck Norris never swam.
Every time he was about to get in a pool the water ran away in terror!
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When Chuck Norris' dreams come true, your worst nightmares begin.
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Chuck Norris can spell the longest word in the English language with only three letters.
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Chuck Norris was worshipped as a god by the Eskimos.
That is why they had igloos modeled after his signature move.
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Some check under their beds for "Penny Wise the Clown" before to sleep.
Penny Wise the Clown checks for Chuck Norris under his bed before going to sleep.
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Chuck Norris once raced light.
He is still waiting for it to catch up.
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Nuclear weapons were discovered after a failed attempt to harness the power of Chuck Norris.
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The Earth was flat until Chuck Norris looked in it's direction...then it rolled up into a ball.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears.
He had real bears.
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Chuck Norris created the World Wide Web using a typewriter.
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There was no Big Bang.
Chuck Norris arm wrestled himself and the energy produced created the universe.
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