Chuck Norris never swam.
Every time he was about to get in a pool the water ran away in terror!
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Chuck Norris once dropped a glass vase onto the floor.
The glass apologized for breaking in his presence.
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Wet doesn't get Chuck Norris Chuck Norris gets wet.
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Chuck Norris is the most feared predator on the planet.
That's why sharks have a Chuck Norris week.
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Q: Chuck Norris invented the internet?
A: Just so he had a place to store his porn.
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When Chuck Norris say it's hot, people sweat.
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The Statue of Liberty is alive, but Chuck Norris told her not to move.
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Chuck Norris is never late... time is just early.
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Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter.
He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
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They said that a picture is worth a 1000 words, a picture of Chuck Norris is worth a 1000 ways to die.
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Obama's health care plan won't cover injuries caused by a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face.
Nobody would survive anyway.
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