Chuck Norris can cash two party, out of state checks with no ID, or else!
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Chuck Norris once went sky diving, he did not use a parachute.
The spot he landed on is now known as the Grand Canyon.
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Harry Potter needs 8 movies to seek and destroy Voldemort.
Chuck Norris needs 4 seconds.
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Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme play tug a war with live annacondas.
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Scientists did not in fact slipt the atom, Chuck Norris just roundhouse kicked it.
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Chuck Norris' jokes don't have punchlines.
They have footprints.
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Chuck Norris was banned from the Olympics because his mere presence is considered a performance-enhancing substance.
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Last year Chuck Norris won the prize for best float at the Carnival in Rio simply by walking in the parade wearing his cowboy hat.
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There will never be a zombie apocalypse, because when Chuck Norris bites zombies, they turn back into humans.
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Insurance never covers you against damage sustained by Chuck Norris, as it's classed as an Act of God!
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Chuck Norris is allowed to draw pictures of Mohammad.
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