Chuck Norris can cash two party, out of state checks with no ID, or else!
Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS: The World orients itself to where he wants to go.
Chuck Norris's motorcycle has 4WD.
Chuck Norris has 10 custom classes on Modern Warfare 2, and hes never prestiged.
Chuck Norris is the only person that can make you feel a punch to your face in your groin.
The Roswell UFO crashed because Chuck thought it was a frisbee.
Chuck Norris doesn't play dead for bears, bears play dead for Chuck Norris.
Meteors didn't kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just needed a new pair of boots.
When Chuck Norris was a kid he saw a fat chick, he roundhouse kicked her so hard she transformed. She is now known as Britney Spears.
It has been said that if you name any custom class in Call of Duty "Chuck Norris" you will instantly win every match you set foot in.
Chuck Norris has no need for a TV remote. He stares at his television, until it changes the channel.