Chuck Norris can cash two party, out of state checks with no ID, or else!
Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
Chuck Norris is so hard, he uses diamonds as stress balls.
Global warming is caused by transient energy leftover from Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
Chuck Norris has proven Newton's third law of physics, there is no force equal to a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
Chuck Norris uses gasoline as aftershave just for the pleasant tingling sensation.
Chuck Norris does, in fact, put his pants on two legs at a time.
Chuck norris can throw a rock at you... looking the other way.
Chuck Norris has stared Fear in the face... and Fear looked away.