Chuck Norris can cash two party, out of state checks with no ID, or else!
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Chuck Norris walked right into Area 51, bought a Snapple, and walked out.
No one dared to move.
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Chuck Norris will never die.
The Grim Reaper is too scared to come and claim him.
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There's a medical term for those who willingly defy Chuck Norris... organ donors.
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There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
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If Chuck Norris movies were in 3D, the audience would be dead.
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Despite popular belief, there is no such thing as a tornado.
Chuck Norris just doesn't like trailer parks.
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Across all of the infinite number of parallel universes the version of Chuck Norris is the same.
Nature knows perfection when she sees it.
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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard.
There is only another fist.
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Chuck Norris is so fast, he can startle his own reflection.
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Meteors didn't kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just needed a new pair of boots.
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