Chuck Norris can cash two party, out of state checks with no ID, or else!
Some people break the laws of the state, Chuck Norris breaks the laws of physics.
The Terminator said, "I'll be back" because he saw Chuck Norris was coming.
Some check under their beds for "Penny Wise the Clown" before to sleep. Penny Wise the Clown checks for Chuck Norris under his bed before going to sleep.
Chuck Norris can kiss his own elbow, both at the same time.
Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.
When somebody is all up in your face, just be glad that that someone is NOT Chuck Norris.
Stars wish upon Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris CAN read Lady Gaga's poker face.
Chuck Norris isn't a cat person but if he was, he would own 3 lions, a snow leopard, and cougar.
Chuck Norris doesn't contribute to global warming, he exhales pure oxygen.