Chuck Norris can cash two party, out of state checks with no ID, or else!
Ballet is banned within a 1000 miles of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard by choice, even the jaws of life can't cut it.
Chuck Norris sends his beard clippings to the police. They are used as bullet proof vests.
July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.
Chuck Norris Doesn't breakdance. He breaks dance
It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
Chuck Norris' jokes don't have punchlines. They have footprints.
Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower in the morning to freshen up.
If Chuck Norris movies were in 3D, the audience would be dead.
The universe expands because the stars believe this way will be safer from Chuck Norris.