Keep your friends close, and your enemies close to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Noris once got his blood tested.
His blood type was AK-47.
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Chuck Norris can eat rice with one chop stick.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use his hand to catch bullets, he uses his mind.
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Salmon swim upstream because Chuck Norris is downstream.
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Chuck Norris doesnt walk, the earth moves under his feet.
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Why did satan die before judgment day, Chuck hated him.
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Chuck Norris went sky diving 50 times.
He used a parachute twice.
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Insurance never covers you against damage sustained by Chuck Norris, as it's classed as an Act of God!
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Chuck Norris doesn't pick up his food to eat it.
He commands it to enter his mouth.
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Every morning Chuck Norris eats a bowl of nails for Breakfast... without milk.
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