Keep your friends close, and your enemies close to Chuck Norris.
The hardest known subsatance in the universe is Chuck Norris's will.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still kicks your ass.
Chuck Norris goes to Silent Hill for the weekends.
Cement took a teaspoon of Chuck Norris to harden up!
When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
For his surprise 50th birthday party, Chuck Norris turned up early. No one surprises Chuck Norris.
A company once tried to make Chuck Norris toilet paper, but they soon realized it wouldn't work because Chuck Norris won't take shit from anyone.
Chuck Norris' first words were... "Chuck Norris".
Chuck Norris doesn't need his seatbelt becouse no one is stupid enough to hit him.