Keep your friends close, and your enemies close to Chuck Norris.
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Titanic crashed into Chuck Norris' cut out toe nail.
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What every sports player should say after winning?
"First of all, I would like to thank Chuck Norris for not competing."
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“The Day the Earth Stood Still” is based off the one day in Earth’s history when Chuck Norris slept.
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The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
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Time keeps going only to run away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't hold any world records, he broke them all.
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hen Chuck Norris goes fishing he stands at the edge of the water and says: "Don`t make me go in there to get you".
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Solar flares are a myth... it's really Chuck Norris' flashlight.
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May 6th, 1945: A then five-year old Chuck Norris swam the Atlantic Ocean.
The next day, the Nazis surrendered...
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If Charlie Sheen is winning, it's only because Chuck Norris isn't playing.
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