Keep your friends close, and your enemies close to Chuck Norris.
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Yo mamma so ugly she scares Chuck Norris!
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If Chuck Norris says his opinion on somthing, it automaticlly becomes a fact.
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Chuck Norris made an armless man tap out.
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Chuck Norris's computer has no "backspace" button, Chuck Norris doesn't make mistakes.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a fire extinguisher to put out fires... he just tells the fire to stop burning.
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Chuck Norris sprinted 2 marathons - backwards.
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Chuck Norris was once shot.
The bullet died.
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How far can you spit.
Try to beat Chuck Norris if you ask how far can he spit, at night look at the moon and don't wonder from were the craters come.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.
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If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?"
It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
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