Keep your friends close, and your enemies close to Chuck Norris.
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The snake was punished because Chuck Norris tempted it to ate the apple.
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Chuck Norris once rolled a dice.
It landed on tails.
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Chuck Norris eats blackholes as light snacks.
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Do you know why babys cry when they are born?
Because they know they are entering the world with chuck Norris in it.
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Chuck Norris once won a game of Space Invaders without shooting.
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Chuck Norris leaves potholes when he jogs.
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Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar.
The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
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Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
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Chuck Norris can turn a vegan into a cannibal.
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Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
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