Keep your friends close, and your enemies close to Chuck Norris.
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Sharks are not living on the sea because they can't breath on continent.
They live on a sea, because Chuck Norris doesn't.
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Chuck Norris can kiss his own elbow, both at the same time.
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Stars wish upon Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
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Chuck Norris once won a game of Space Invaders without shooting.
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Chuck Norris once threw out the first pitch at a NASCAR race.
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Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
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Chuck Norris can eat the inside of an orange without peeling it.
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Chuck Norris says to rate this five stars or he"ll throw you five NINJA stars.
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Chuck Norris can wipe rainwater from inside his car.
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