Keep your friends close, and your enemies close to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck norris can kick you in the back of your face.
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When Chuck Norris falls out of a boat , he dosn't hit water...
That's because Chuck Norris would never fall out of a boat it the first place.
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The Titanic didn't sink by an ice burg, Chuck Norris was doing the back stroke across the Atlantic.
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Aliens fear that Chuck Norris might abduct them.
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Tornadoes have sirens to warn them when Chuck Norris is coming.
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Some people can ride their bikes with no handle bars.
But chuck norris can ride his handlebars with no bike.
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Chuck Norris can hack a Facebook account using Myspace.
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Chuck Norris is so powerful he can jumpstart a car by attaching the cables to his chest hair.
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Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone
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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
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