Keep your friends close, and your enemies close to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can turn toast back into bread.
While vacationing in France, Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.
The ground hog only pokes his head out to check for Chuck Norris.
People created the automobile to escape from Chuck Norris... Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris created the automobile accident.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
Sliced bread is the best thing since Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris didn't cross the road... he was already on the other side...
If you step on a crack, Chuck Norris will break your back.
Meteors didn't kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just needed a new pair of boots.
Chuck Norris Doesn't breakdance. He breaks dance