Keep your friends close, and your enemies close to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris climbed the stairway to heaven, and came back down again.
May 6th, 1945: A then five-year old Chuck Norris swam the Atlantic Ocean. The next day, the Nazis surrendered...
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Lightning doesn't strike Chuck Norris, chuck norris strikes lightning!
Chuck Norris can throw a house through a window.
Chuck Norris was once bitten by a venomous cobra .... After 5 days of excrutiating pain the cobra Eventually died
Chuck Norris beat a brick wall at tennis.
Yo mamma so ugly she scares Chuck Norris!
Chuck Norris can Do Mental Math on Paper.
Chuck Norris invented 1080p so people could see his beard is made of razor wire.