Chuck Norris once leaned on the Tower of Pisa...
If Chuck Norris gets a question wrong, it is right.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and got one.
When Chuck Norris breaks the speed limit, no one can put it back together again.
Chuck Norris can run a nuclear power station using a rowing machine.
When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off
Chuck Norris has proven Newton's third law of physics, there is no force equal to a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
When Jeronimo jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "CHUUUUCCCKKK NNNNOOOORRRIIIISSSSSS!" When Chuck Norris jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
Chuck Norris doesn't get drunk. He simply lowers his IQ to yours.
Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
Chuck Norris finished Minecraft.