Chuck Norris once leaned on the Tower of Pisa...
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Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
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Chuck Norris has nicknames for his feet... Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
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Chuck Norris installed his own home security system. It's called "Chuck Norris."
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Chuck Norris once bowled a 300...
Without a ball...
He wasn't even in a bowling ally.
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The beatles originally said they were "Bigger than Chuck Norris", John Lennon was simply a warning.
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Before sliced bread, people used to say "That's the greatest thing since Chuck Norris".
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Chuck Norris threw rocks into the ocean and named them Hawaii
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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When Chuck Norris cuts onions, the onins cry.
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Chuck Norris won American Idol, only using sign language.
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