Chuck Norris once leaned on the Tower of Pisa...
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Chuck Norris created Heavy Metal when he was upset.
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Chuck Norris is a hunter.
But Chuck Norris does not hunt.
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Superman is faster then a speeding bullet.
Chuck Norris just runs Superman down and keeps going.
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Chuck Norris doesn't climb trees.
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