Chuck Norris once leaned on the Tower of Pisa...
Chuck Norris can smell sound and hear touch.
Chuck Norris can do push-ups in a sit-up position.
Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
They said that a picture is worth a 1000 words, a picture of Chuck Norris is worth a 1000 ways to die.
CNN tells about every disaster around the world. CNN is actually Chuck Norris News.
Motley Crue released a new song called "Roundhouse Kickstart My Heart" dedicated to Chuck Norris. It will be number one in the top 40 forever.
Chuck Norris can turn diamonds back into coal.
Randy Johnson can throw a fastball 101mph. Chuck Norris can throw Randy Johnson 101mph.
Chuck Norris gave Iceman frostbite.