Chuck Norris once leaned on the Tower of Pisa...
Chuck Norris can skip a sound track on the radio if he doesn't like it.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
In high school, Chuck Norris was voted "Most."
If you carefully examine your health insurance policy, you will see that there is no cover for "Chuck Norris related incidents".
Chuck Norris won the Boston marathon in New York.
Chuck Norris cut's a knife with butter.
There was a competition of arm wrestling between Chuck Norris and Superman. And guess what, the loser had to wear his undies over his pants!
Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
Chuck Norris says to rate this five stars or he"ll throw you five NINJA stars.
Chuck Norris eats blackholes as light snacks.