Chuck Norris once leaned on the Tower of Pisa...
Chuck Norris' beard has it's own Social Security number.
When cops pull Chuck Norris over, THEY try to talk THEIR way out of it.
Chuck Norris was bitten by a werewolf. When full moon came, the werewolf turned into Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris brings his fists to gunfights.
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
Chuck Norris only needs one bullet, because it should know to get back in the chamber.
Chuck Norris beat Super Mario Galaxie 2 in the big dipper... before Nintendo was invented.
The real reason that Oprah is ending her show on television is that Chuck phoned and said "That's enough!"
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.