How can you tell when a man is well hung?
When you can just barely slip your finger between his neck and the noose.
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Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
To stop the snoring before it starts.
Mum: "How would you describe me?"
Dad: "ABCDEFGHIJK"
Mum: "What does that mean?"
Dad: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, funny, graceful, helpful, intelligent."
Mum: "What about JK?"
Dad: "Just Kidding."
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Sex is when a guys communication,
enters a girls information,
to increase the population,
for a younger generation,
do you get the information...
or do you need a demonstration.
After spending 20 minutes trying to get my wife's bra off, I decided to give up,
I wish I'd never put it on now.
Confucius say, man who fart in church sit in own pew.
Q: Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking?
A: They already have boyfriends.
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Men are like.....Department Stores.
Their clothes should always be half off.
What's the difference between a man and an ox?
Fifteen pounds and a six-pack.
A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest.
After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!".
The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"