Men are like.....Horoscopes.
They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
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Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeders, a State Policeman sees a car puttering along at 22 miles per hour.
He thinks to himself, "This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!"
So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver...
What's the difference between a bachelor & a married man?
Bachelor comes home, see's what's in the fridge & goes to bed.
Married man comes home, see's what's in the bed & goes to the fridge.
If men got pregnant.... abortion would be available in convenience stores and drive-through windows.
Brrr! My hands are cold.
Can I warm them in your heaving breasts?
Did you hear about the man who won the gold medal at the Olympics?
He had it bronzed.
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
A.A dog is always happy to see you
B.A dog only takes a couple of months to train.
Why are blonde jokes so short?
So men can remember them.
Sex is when a guys communication,
enters a girls information,
to increase the population,
for a younger generation,
do you get the information...
or do you need a demonstration.
How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus?
At the circus the clowns don't talk.