What's the difference between a man and an ox?
Fifteen pounds and a six-pack.
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How can you tell if a man is aroused?
He's breathing.
Q: How many men does it take to put down a toilet seat?
A: Who knows it's never been done.
Jennifer, wanna go to my place?
I am not Jennifer
But I didn't ask about that...
What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?
His wife is good at picking out clothes.
What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift to women?
Exchange him.
How are men and parking spots alike?
The good ones are always taken and the ones that are left are handicapped.
A couple who drove their car to K-Mart only to have their car breakdown in the parking lot.
The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car.
The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car.
On closer inspection she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis.
Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones.
Unable to stand the embarrassment she dutifully stepped forward and tucked everything back into place.
On regaining her feet she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by.
The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his head.
Why is a man different from a PC?
You only have to tell the PC once.
2 boys searching for their lost girlfriends:
1st: How your girlfriend look like?
2nd: 5'6, hot, sexy, blue eyes... what about yours?
1st: Forget about mine.. lets search for yours.
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