Joke #14246

My math teacher called me average... How mean!

Q: What did one math book say to the other? A: Don't bother me I've got my own problems!

The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class. She called on him and said, "Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?" Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!"

You've heard that Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice, right? Well he's currently making his third attempt.

Chuck Norris can convert kilograms into centimeters.

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you... Forty seven times.

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.

"If you had a dollar," quizzed the teacher, "and you asked your father for another dollar and fifty cents, how much money would you have?" "One dollar." answered little Johnny. "You don't know your basic math." said the teacher shaking her head, disappointed. Little Johnny shook his head too, "You don't know my daddy."

Chuck Norris can count the number of corners in a circle.

Q: Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach? A: Because they can divide sin and cosine to get a tan!

Two statisticians go bird hunting. The first one fires at the bird but overshoots by 5 feet. The second one fires and undershoots the bird by 5 feet. They both give each other a high-five and say "Got it!"