My math teacher called me average...
How mean!
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Little Johnny's teacher asks him, "If I have 5 cookies, and I give you 2, how many cookies do I have left?"
Little Johnny replies, "Zero, you're giving me more than just 3 cookies. I'm taking all 5 baby!"
The teacher just facepalms herself. "I can strongly suggest that you work on your math skills Johnny." the teacher suggests.
"Oh I know math, one man plus one girl, subtract a condom, equals a baby!" Little Johnny says.
Did you hear about the mathematician with constipation ?
He had to work it out with a pencil...
What did the 0 say to the 8?
Nice belt!
...and then the devil said, "Let's put the alphabet into mathematics."
2 > 1... unless that 1 is Chuck Norris.
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Yo mama is so fat that she took geometry at the school because she heard there will be some pi.
Chuck Norris teaches math to solve its own problems.
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Teacher: If 1+1=2 and 2+2=4, what is 4+4?
Pupil: That's not fair! You answer the easy ones and leave us with the hard one!
Teacher: "Now class, whatever I ask, I want you to all answer at once.
How much is six plus four?"
Class: "At once!"