How do men exercise on the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.
This french guy he wants to learn English. So one day he goes to an airport to learn "take off". Then he goes to the zoo to learn "zebra". Then he goes to the hospital "baby" So one day he walks up too a hot girl on a beach in a bikini and he said "Take off zebra baby" (take off the bra baby).
How do some men define Roe vs. Wade? Two ways to cross a river.
What is a "successful hunting trip"? When three men kill 9 cases of Budweiser in two days
Men are like buses. One comes every 15 minutes.
What do men and sperm have in common? They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One...men will screw anything.
God said to Adam, "I’ve got some good news and some bad news. First the good news. I have given you a brain and a p***s. The bad news… I’ve only given you enough blood to work one of them at a time!"
What did Barack Obama become after his forty-seventh year? "Forty-eight years old."
What does a man consider a seven course meal? A hot dog and a six pack.