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Dad: Pussy.
Son: I don't get it.
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What's a man's idea of honesty in a relationship?
Telling you his real name.
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Q: What would men do if they had breasts?
A: They'd stay at home and play with them all day.
Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a few hours.
Set him on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
Men are like.....Department Stores.
Their clothes should always be half off.
Why is a man different from a PC?
You only have to tell the PC once.
How are men like diplomas?
You spend lots of time getting one, but once you
have it, you don't know what to do with it.
A man goes to his doctor and says, “I don’t think my wife’s hearing isn’t as good as it used to be.
What should I do?”
The doctor replies, “Try this test to find out for sure.
When your wife is in the kitchen doing dishes, stand fifteen feet behind her and ask her a question, if she doesn’t respond keep moving closer asking the question until she hears you.”
The man goes home and sees his wife preparing dinner.
He stands fifteen feet behind her and says, “What’s for dinner, honey?
He gets no response, so he moves to ten feet behind her and asks again.
Still no response, so he moves to five feet. Still, no answer.
Finally he stands directly behind her and says, “Honey, what’s for dinner?” She replies, “For the fourth time, I SAID CHICKEN!”
Q: Why is it jewish men won't go down on a woman?
A: Too close to the gas chamber.
A man, during his night prays, asks God: "Oh, Lord... Why you’ve made women so beautiful?"
God replies: "So you can love them, my child."
"Fine, but my Lord, why you’ve made them so stupid?"
"So that they can love you back, my child...!"