Dad: Hey son want to hear a joke? Son: Yeah! Dad: Pussy. Son: I don't get it. Dad: Exactly...
John it’s alright muttering a few words in the church and finding yourself married, but if you mutter a few words in your sleep you might find yourself divorced.
Why don't men like to drink coffee at work? It keeps them awake.
What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man? His wife is good at picking out clothes.
Five Important Qualities 1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job. 2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh. 3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you. 4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you. 5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other.
What's a man's idea of honesty in a relationship? Telling you his real name.
Why does a penis have a hole at the end? So guys can be open-minded.
Q: Why do liberals travel in threes? A: One to read, one to write and the other one to keep an eye on both intellectuals.
Q: What would men do if they had breasts? A: They'd stay at home and play with them all day.
Why didn't the husband change the baby for a week? Because the text on the nappies package said "18-40 lbs".
Coco Chanel once said that you should put perfume on places where you want to be kissed by a man. But hell does that burn!