Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office. I will find you. You have my Word.
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If he did he would have just deleted the internet.
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My software never has bugs.
It just develops random features.
I needed to quickly run a SQL command to update a single row in an Oracle DB table at work.
To my horror, it came back with –2,193,674 rows affected.
I walked into the computer repair place with my broken Macintosh computer.
I looked at the stack of them on the rack and said, ‘What’s that, Broke Mac Mountain?’
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User Error.
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Q: How did the elephant destroy the database?
A: His truncate it.
An internet maniac boy asks his father:
Daddy, why do we have five fingers if the mouse has only two buttons?
Baby, if you were an iPhone 6, I would tap you all day!
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A: Your mouse pad.
