Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office. I will find you. You have my Word.
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At a recent software engineering management course in the US, the participants were given an awkward question to answer.
‘If you had just boarded an airliner and discovered that your team of programmers had been responsible for the flight control software, how many of you would disembark immediately?’
Among the forest of raised hands, only one man sat motionless.
When asked what he would do, he replied that he would be quite content to stay onboard. With his team’s software, he said, the plane was unlikely to even taxi as far as the runway, let alone take off.
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Which way did the programmer go?
He went data way!
E-mail returned to sender, insufficient voltage.
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On Unix, I always hide all of my personal files in the /bin/laden directory.
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Angry geek dad shouted to kid, "End of discussion; Semicolon;"
What’s the difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman?
The car salesman can probably drive!
Q: Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
A: Because Oct 31 == Dec 25!
A Computer Engineer was asked by his five-year-old son:
"Dad, what is Windows 95?"
"Well, it’s 32-bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16-bit patch to an 8-bit operating system originally coded for a 4-bit microprocessor, written by a 2-bit company that can't stand 1 bit of competition."
Q: How many Microsoft engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, they just declare darkness the standard!
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