Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office. I will find you. You have my Word.
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A: Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.
James Bond got this email from a friend:
CanYouPleaseFixTheSpaceBarOnMyKeyboard?
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A tourist was drowning in the sea:
Help! Help! He screams.
Very calm the fisherman says:
Press F1 already and stop screaming.
You’re scaring the fishes away.
Have you heard about the Viagra computer virus?
It turns your 3 1/2 inch floppy into a hard disk.
Chuck Norris logged on MSN through the display of washing machines.
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When you get to the point where you really understand your computer, it’s probably obsolete.
On Unix, I always hide all of my personal files in the /bin/laden directory.
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