What’s the difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman?
The car salesman can probably drive!
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A life? Cool… Where can I download one of those?
What do you get when you try to cross a pit bull with a computer?
A lot of bites.
What did the spider do on the computer?
Made a website!
A failure in a device will never appear until it has passed final inspection.
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What is the other name for the ‘Intel Inside?'
"The warning label." {Intel inside.......fool is outside}.
A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage.
"No thanks, I'm traveling light."
An engineer, a manager and a programmer are driving down a steep mountain road.
The brakes fail and the car careens down the road until it hits a tree.
They all get out and discuss how to fix the car.
The manager says, ‘To fix this problem we need to organise a committee and develop a mission statement.’
The engineer says, ‘That would take too long.
I have my penknife here.
I’ll take apart the brake system, isolate the problem, and correct it.’
The programmer says, ‘No, I think we should push the car back up the road and see if it happens again.’
Did you hear about the music app that is preloaded on every iPhone 6 plus?
GarageBend.
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Q: How many Microsoft engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, they just declare darkness the standard!
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