Joke #3762

What’s the difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman? The car salesman can probably drive!
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Murphy's Laws of Computing 1. When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen. 2. When you get to the point where you really understand your computer, it's probably obsolete. 3. The first place to look for information is in the section of the manual where you least expect to find it. 4. When the going gets tough, upgrade. 5. For every action, there is an equal and opposite malfunction. 6. To err is human.. to blame your computer for your mistakes is even more human, it is downright natural. 7. He who laughs last probably made a back-up. 8. If at first you do not succeed, blame your computer. 9. A complex system that does not work is invariably found to have evolved from a simpler system that worked just fine. 10. The number one cause of computer problems is computer solutions. 11. A computer program will always do what you tell it to do, but rarely what you want to do.
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Why did the computer get cold? Because it forgot to close windows.
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Programmer. A machine that turns coffee into code.
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A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.
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Yo mama is so stupid that she bought curtains for her computer just because it had Windows.
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My wifi suddenly stop working then I realized that my neighbors have not paid the bill. How irresponsible people are.
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