What’s the difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman?
The car salesman can probably drive!
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Two programmers after work, talking in a pub:
"You will never believe me when I tell you what happened to me yesterday. I met a very nice blonde in a bar."
- And what did you do ?
"I invited her to my place, we had some drinks and then the girl asked me to undress her."
"Are you kidding me ? And what did you do then?"
"I got her blouse and her dress off and then i got her to sit on my office, right next to my new laptop."
"Oh, you got a new laptop. What model and what are its specifications?"
With searching comes loss And the presence of absence: ‘My Novel’ not found.
Chuck Norris gave Black Ops a thumbs up and people at Microsoft a roundhouse kick in the face. Suck it Microsoft.
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What kind of doctor fixes broken websites?
A URLologist.
What do you get if you cross a computer with a herb?
A thyme machine.
I dropped my laptop into the ocean the other day.
Now I have a Dell rolling in the deep.
Q: What's the Internet's favorite animal?
A: The lynx.
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.
When asked to define "Great" he said,
"I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"
He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.
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Q: What do computers and air conditions have in common?
A: They're both become useless when you open windows.
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