What’s the difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman?
The car salesman can probably drive!
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I'm not anti-social.
I'm just not user friendly.
Q: How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?
A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.
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What kind of doctor fixes broken websites?
A URLologist.
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Google+ is the gym of social networking.
We all join, but nobody actually uses it.
Did you hear about the music app that is preloaded on every iPhone 6 plus?
GarageBend.
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I would actually use Siri if the voice sounded like Morgan Freeman.
Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account?
They were prime mates.
Adam and Eve virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple.
Airline virus: You're in Dallas, but your data is in Singapore.
Anita Hill virus: Lies dormant for ten years.
Arnold Schwarzenegger virus: Terminates and stays resident. It'll be back.
AT&T virus: Every three minutes it tells you what great service you are getting.
