What’s the difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman?
The car salesman can probably drive!
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Hide a seek champion...
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Since 1958
Programmers: See one warning, fixes warning. Compiles...
See two errors, fixes errors. Compiles...
See 83 errors, pitches computer.
Me: Siri, why am I alone?
Siri: *opens front facing camera*
Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, that's a hardware problem.
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To the optimist, the glass is half-full.
To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty.
To the IT professional, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
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Steve Jobs was an amazing man.
He will live in my hard drive forever!
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How many prolog programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Yes.
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Why did the boy mouse like the girl mouse?
They just seemed to click.
Why is Apple offering a free case for all iPhone 6 buyers?
It doesn't help with reception, but protects the iPhone when you throw it against the wall after dropping another call!
Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work.
The first said, "I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is numbered."
The second said, "I think librarians are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is in alphabetical order."
The third said, "I like to operate on electricians. You open them up and everything inside is color-coded."
The fourth surgeon said, "I like technicians...they always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end..."