What's a moo hoo for a darling bull?
A dear steer.
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What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?
Join the Hare Force.
Why are dolphins cleverer than humans?
Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish.
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What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day?
After a week he was spotless.
There's two fish in a tank, and one says ''How do you drive this thing?''
Yo' Mama is so fat, the hippos at the zoo get jealous of her figure.
Chuck Norris won the Kentucky derby, on a Unicorn.
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What do you call a dinosaur that destroys everything in its path?
Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.
Why was the horseman fired from his job of saddle testing?
He was always standing up on the job!
