What's a moo hoo for a darling bull?
A dear steer.
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Yo Mamma so stupid she put on bug spray before she goes to the flee market!
Two flies sit on a pile of poop.
One fly passes gas.
The other fly looks at him and says, "Hey do you mind? I'm eating here."
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Three blondes were walking through a field when they came across a set of tracks.
The first blonde looked down at the tracks and said, "I think they could be bird tracks."
The second blonde went to look and said, "No, I think these are deer tracks."
They stepped aside and the third blonde went over to the tracks.
She looked down, then got run over by the train!
Which rabbit is a famous comedian?
Bob Hop.
Chuch Norris stood next to a bear and was told he had to leave because the bear was scared.
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What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson?
He stank to the bottom of the pool.
If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?
A farmer was bragging. "I've got 350 sheep." "That's a lot of sheep," said another farmer.
"And I've got 500 chickens," bragged the farmer.
"That's a lot of chickens," answered the second farmer.
"And 40 bulls," added the farmer.
The other farmer replied, "Boy!
That IS a lot of bull."
What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?
(A teddy boar!)