What's a moo hoo for a darling bull?
A dear steer.
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What’s black and white and makes a lot of noise?
A zebra with a drum kit.
Why was the racehorse names Strawberry Ice?
He was a sherbet!
If you had a gun and you were being chased by a bull and a mountain lion, which one would you shoot first?
The mountain lion.
You can always shoot the bull.
Why does the chicken is sad?
Because his dad is a cock.
Why does the chicken is even more sad?
Because he faces the same future.
What do you get if you cross a cow, a french fry, and a sofa?
A cowch potato.
Your house is so dirty I saw rats on dirt bikes.
A drunk guy took a cat home to his wife and said: "See... here is the a monkey of the jungle."
His wife said laughing, "That's a CAT ..."
He said back to his wife, "I am talking to the cat!"
If they made a movie starring the Loch Ness monster and the great white shark from Jaws, what would the movie be called?
Loch Jaws.
What is the best advice to give a worm?
Sleep late.
Q: What is black white and rolls around in the sand?
A: A black man and a segal fighting over a carp.
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