What's a moo hoo for a darling bull?
A dear steer.
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chicken goes cockadoodle do
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Waiter: "I wouldn’t know sir, I’m a waiter, not a fortune teller."
Q: How does a redneck tell the difference between a bull and a cow in the dark?
A: He sticks his nose in the animal's ass. If there's a place for his tongue, it's a cow.
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