Which day of the week do chickens hate most? Fry-day!
Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At Night.
Q: What will a giraffe do, if you spit in its face? A: It will kick off your ladder…
Two bats are hanging upside down on a branch. One asks the other, "Do you recall your worst day last year?" The other responds, "Yes, the day I had diarrhea!"
What do cows do for entertainment? They go to the mooooovies.
The male worm towards the female worm: Baby, if you don’t take me as you’re husband, I’m throwing myself to the chickens!
I've been trying to find the right time to tell my pet hes adopted...
Why does the chicken is sad? Because his dad is a cock. Why does the chicken is even more sad? Because he faces the same future.
Why was the skunk angry? He was incensed.