Which day of the week do chickens hate most? Fry-day!
Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after mating? To stop the snoring before it starts.
You said it was a great horse and it is. It took twenty other horses to beat him!
What did the flower say to be the bee? "Buzz off you stupid ugly horny cunt."
Two skunks observed a deer hunter sneaking through the woods with a rifle. "I hope he's not going to shoot at us," said one skunk. The second skunk bowed his head and said, "Let us spray."
What's a rabbits favorite TV show? Hoppy Days.
Q: What did the seal say when found nuts in the sea? A: "Look I found deep nuts."
What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine? Hamburger.
The snake was punished because Chuck Norris tempted it to ate the apple.
What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare line.