Which day of the week do chickens hate most? Fry-day!
What do you get when you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit? A honey bunny.
Q: What kind of bees make milk instead of honey? A: Boo-bees.
Q: What is it called when a soldier slips into a fox hole? A: Bestiality
A dog walks into a pub, and takes a seat. He says to the barman, "Can I have a pint of lager and a packet of crisps please". The barman says, "Wow, that's amazing! You should join the circus!" The dog replies, "Why? Do they need electricians?"
A worm gets out from cherry compote and, after he stretches a little, says satisfied: I love sauna!
How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins.
When Chuck Norris wants salmon he eats the bear too.
What did the naughty rabbit leave for Easter? Deviled eggs.
Q: Why did the elephant paint himself diffrent colours? A: So he could hide in the crayon box!
This guy from up north just up and one day moved down south to start himself a farm. He came across this man and asked him where he could get a good donkey to pull a cart and plow. The man said I've got just what you need. Only thing is down here we don't call them donkeys we call them an ass. He said when this ass stops you'll have to get off the cart and slap them to get it going again. The northern man thanks him and heads on his way. He comes up to a man seeking chickens. He says to the man, I'd like to buy a rooster and a hen. The guy sai d sure thing but down here we don't call em roosters and hens. We call them a cock and a pullet. The man from up north says ok, thanks the man and is on his way. He going along in his cart when his donkey stops in the middle of the road. He remembers what the man said he had to do to get it going. Just then a lady is walking by. So he walks up to her and says, "excuse me miss, but will you hold my cock and pullet while I slap my ass."