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Which day of the week do chickens hate most? Fry-day!
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Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors? Because, if it had 4 doors it would be chicken sedan.
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If Chuck Norris were a cat he would have ten lives.
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A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show. On the table was an upside down pot and a duck tap dancing on it. The circus owner was so impressed that he offered to buy the duck from its owner. After some wheeling and dealing, they settled for $10,000 for the duck and the pot. Three days later the circus owner runs back to the bar in anger, "Your duck is a ripoff! I put him on the pot before a whole audience, and he didn't dance a single step!" "What!?" asked the duck's former owner, "did you remember to light the candle under the pot?"
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Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse are in divorce court. "Mickey," the judge says, "I'm sorry. I can't grant you a divorce on the grounds of insanity. Minnie seems quite sane to me." "I didn't say she was insane," exclaims Mickey. "I said she was f**king Goofy."
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What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head? A tiger moth.
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Two shepherds lean on their crooks at the end of a long day and the first asks the second, "So, how's it going?" The second one sighed and shook his head, "Not good, I can't pay my bills, my health isn't good, my kids don't respect me, and my wife is leaving me." The first replied, "Well, don't lose any sheep over it."
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What book did the rabbit take on vacation? One with a hoppy ending.
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How come sharks don’t attack lawyers? From professional courtesy.
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What do you call rubber bumpers on yachts? Shark absorbers.
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What do you call an operation on a rabbit? A hare-cut.
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