Q: What do you call a cow that's had an abortion?
A: De-calf-i-nated.
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What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?
Join the Hare Force.
Dogs believe they are human.
Cats believe they are God.
Why do polo bears like bald men?
Because they have a great, white, bear place.
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
What do you call rubber bumpers on yachts?
Shark absorbers.
Q: What happens when you cross a pig with a Democrat?
A: Nothing. There are some things a pig won't do.
Why is manna from heaven like horse hay?
Both are food from aloft!
