Q: What do you call a cow that's had an abortion?
A: De-calf-i-nated.
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A Z-bra is 25 sizes bigger than an A-bra.
In what type of weather is the vet the busiest?
When its raining cats and dogs.
A guy walks into a bar and sees a dog lying in the corner licking his balls.
He turns to the bartender and says, "Boy, I wish I could do that."
The Bartender replies, "You'd better try petting him first."
Little Johnny's teacher said,
"Johnny, your essay on My Dog is exactly the same as your sister's."
Did you copy hers?, she asked.
Johnny replied, "No, teacher, it's the same dog!"
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Why do police dogs lick their balls?
To get the taste of Nigger out their mouths.
Q: What is the difference between a chicken and a turkey?
A: Chickens celebrate Thanksgiving!
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Q: Why does a dog lick himself?
A: He can't make a fist.
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One day a man heard knocking at his door.
He opened the door only to see a small snail sitting there smiling.
The guy picked the snail up and threw it as far as he possibly could.
Three years later he heard knocking at the door again.
He opened the door to see the snail.
The snail said, "What the hell was that all about?"
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