What's the best way to force a man to do sit-ups? Put the remote control between his toes.
Why don't men often show their true feelings? Because they don't have any.
Single women claim that all the good men are married, while all married women complain about their lousy husbands. This confirms that there is no such thing as a good man. This confirms too, that women are always confused and don't know what they want.
Do you know why bankers are good lovers? They know first hand the penalty for early withdrawal.
What's the difference between a man and an ox? Fifteen pounds and a six-pack.
There was an ad in the newspaper: An agriculturist looks for a woman with a tractor. The photo of the tractor is required.
"I can't wait for Father's Day" said no man ever.
What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant? Any place without a drive-up window.
Boy: "Hey baby, what's your sign?" Girl: "Do Not Enter!"
Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeders, a State Policeman sees a car puttering along at 22 miles per hour. He thinks to himself, "This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!" So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver...