Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards.
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It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.
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Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f*** down.
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Jason Bourne fought Chuck Norris but he can't remember because now he has amnesia.
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Dinosaurs once crossed Chuck Norris.
Once.
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Chuck Norris recently got himself an iPad.
It turned into iDust when he tried to use it.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the beach, he puts on sunscreen to protect the sun from him.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t wash his clothes, he disembowels them.
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The light at the end of the tunnel is actually Chuck Norris holding a flashlight.
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Chuck Norris is the only man who can put M&M's in alphabetical order.
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