Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards.
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Chuck Norris once won the title of Iron Chef by cooking instant ramen noodles.
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Chuck Norris made an armless man tap out.
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The list of names at the end of every Chuck Norris film is the list of people he's killed.
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Chuck Norris created the World Wide Web using a typewriter.
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Chuck Norris can finish a Super Mario game with just one arrow key.
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Chuck Norris can create tornados by running around in circles.
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Chuck Norris once separated his powers into five people, they are now called The Avengers.
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Iran reveals a plan to test its first Chuck Norris within a week.
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