Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards.
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Chuck Norris has a daugter: Jason Bourne.
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It was called "1."
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If you type Chuck Norris into Microsoft Word, the little paper-clip just hangs himself.
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Rocky Balboa was a lucky man because Chuck Norris didn't pursue a boxing carreer.
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In the game "Clue", the murder is always committed by Chuck Norris, with a roundhouse kick, in any room he danged well pleases.
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Facebook hides it's privacy from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris built the never ending stairs.
Then he climbed it up.
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Bill Gates lives in fear Chuck Norris' PC will crash.
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Chuck Norris created Heavy Metal when he was upset.
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The only Christmas present Chuck Norris ever gives is allowing you to live.
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