Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards.
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Lehman Brothers owed Chuck Norris a fiver.
When he asked for payback, well, you know the rest.
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Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
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When Neil Armstrong first landed on the moon he saw aliens worshiping Chuck Norris's footprints.
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Jason Bourne fought Chuck Norris but he can't remember because now he has amnesia.
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