Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards.
Chuck Norris doesn't moon walk, the moon Chuck-Norris Walks.
The Expendables 2 is actually a documentary film showing Chuck Norris killing people.
The only thing written on Chuck Norris' passport is "It's me".
Chuck Norris stared in to the mirror and said, "There can only be one Chuck Norris." Then his reflection cried and walked away.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to breathe, the oxygen comes to him.
Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.
Chuck Norris was bitten by a werewolf. When full moon came, the werewolf turned into Chuck Norris.
Racehorses have to pee like Chuck Norris.
Despite popular belief, there is no such thing as a tornado. Chuck Norris just doesn't like trailer parks.