Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards.
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Chuck Norris once won a Scrabble tournament despite getting only Z's and Q's in his rack.
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Clark Kent had to call himself "Superman" because "Chuck Norris" was already taken.
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Chuck Norris won the London Marathon in 2005 while sunbathing in California.
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The boogie man checks his closet at night for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' free advice is worth a fortune.
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Rambo is simply Chuck Norris disguised as Sylvester Stalone playing tag.
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Chuck Norris inhales carbon monoxide and exhales oxygen.
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God created Adam, Adam saw Chuck Norris, Adam created tears.
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When Chuck Norris was born, the only person crying was the doctor.
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