Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards.
Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking at him.
Q: What's the difference between Chuck Norris and a bear? A: Chuck Norris has more chest hair.
Shhhhh... Did you hear that? Chuck did.
Someone once broke into Chuck Norris' house and instead of stealing anything they gave Chuck Norris everything they owned.
Every time Satain goes to sleep, He has to pray to God hoping Chuck Norris does't get him at night.
When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
Chuck Norris passed a kidney stone once. That stone is now known as The Death Star.
Local mountain lions have been complaining about the recent string of Chuck Norris attacks.
If you look back far enough in your family tree, Chuck Norris appears at least three times.