Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards.
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Chuck Norris rubs two pieces of fire together to make wood.
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Chuck Norris always has s*x on the bottom.
Because he never f*cks up.
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Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
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A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over."
Those children were the dinosaurs.
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Chuck Norris went to school so he could be studied.
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Trick me once, shame on you, trick Chuck Norris... rest in peace.
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For breakfast Chuck Norris enjoys toast and jellyfish.
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Chuck Norris uses paper to cut scissors.
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Physics is bound by the laws of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris terrorizes terrorism.
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