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Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards.
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There is a plaque laid next to the remnants of the Titanic which reads, "Only Chuck Norris is unsinkable"
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a fire extinguisher to put out fires... he just tells the fire to stop burning.
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Chuck Norris can text using a rotary phone.
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When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the weights get stronger.
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