Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards.
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Chuck Norris has counted to infinity.
Twice.
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Chuck Norris is Darth Vaders father.
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Chuck Norris tells clocks what time it is.
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The Statue of Liberty is alive, but Chuck Norris told her not to move.
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Chuck Norris can comment on Facebook posts, before you publish them.
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When Chuck Norris says "Jump", you don't say, "How high?" - you say, "When do I come down?"
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Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.
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