Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards.
When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
If you stare at the ameican flag long enough you'll see a 3D image of Chuck Norris.
The creation of a perfect sphere became possible after Chuck Norris became enraged with a rubix cube and roundhouse kicked the corners off it.
Q: What's the easiest way to a persons heart? A: Chuck Norris' fist
There is a plaque laid next to the remnants of the Titanic which reads, "Only Chuck Norris is unsinkable"
Chuck Norris doesn't use a fire extinguisher to put out fires... he just tells the fire to stop burning.
It's not the fall that kills you, it's Chuck Norris waiting for you at the bottom.
Chuck Norris can text using a rotary phone.
When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the weights get stronger.