Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards.
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We ask the president to make laws.
The president asks Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' snot rocket was used to take men to the moon.
Chuck Norris doesn't tie shoelaces, he wins them.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.