Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards.
"With great power comes a great beard!" - Chuck Norris.
In the beginning, God created light because Chuck allowed him to.
The party only starts when Chuck Norris walks in.
Death has a shadow... Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in forty-seven seconds.
Chuck Norris can stare you to death while looking the other direction!
Chuck Norris "Caught 'Em All " twice.
Chuck Norris can get breakfast at McDonalds after 11, at Taco Bell.
Scientists have developed a way to travel through time, by being on the recieving end of a roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris.