Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards.
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In 2011 someone asked Chuck Norris if he had ever been to Portugal.
He answered: "Where?"
The country went bankrupt.
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Chuck Norris does not own a house.
He walks into random houses and people move.
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Chuck Noris once got his blood tested.
His blood type was AK-47.
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Chuck Norris can run so fast he can cause time travel.
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All wars stopped when Chuck Norris said, "Can I apply for the army?"
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Someone asked Chuck Norris to climb Mount Everest.
After his 10th endeavor, he wrote a book.
"Ten Different Ways to Climb Mount Everest"
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The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris.
The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction.
No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
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When Jacques Cousteau reached the bottom of the sea he found Chuck Norris snorkeling.
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Chuck Norris actually died a while back.
Death just can't get the nerve to tell him.
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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
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