Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards.
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Wet doesn't get Chuck Norris Chuck Norris gets wet.
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Allstate gets insurance from Chuck Norris, because even Allstate needs to be in good hands.
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Chuck Norris uses a gun to be humane.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a stapler, he puts the paper between his fingers and they just stick.
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The only Christmas present Chuck Norris ever gives is allowing you to live.
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It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor.
That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
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Chuck Norris invented the internet so that he could reach his enemies, preferably ninjas.
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When Chuck lit a match earth saw the sun for the first time!
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Chuck Norris plays Scrabble with numbers.
And wins.
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The Hulk is Green because he envys Chuck Norris.
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