Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard on his face. Chuck Norris' beard has a face.
Chuck Norris did the blue whale challenge. By the 50th day, his instructor had jumped off the building.
There was a school about learning roundhouse kicks. No one finished it. Why? Chuck Norris kicked them with a roundhouse kick. It's his only weakness so no one must know how to do Roundhouse Kick!
If you poke Chuck Norris on facebook he will kick you. On facebook!
Superman's weakness isn't kryptonite, it's obvious who it is...
Big Foot discovered Chuck Norris and hid in the forest.
Atlas doesn't drop the earth because he knows Chuck Norris lives in it.
If Chuck Norris movies were in 3D, the audience would be dead.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
If Chuck Norris were a toy, everything about it would be hazardous.