Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards.
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All men are born equal.
Chuck Norris was just born more equal than everyone else.
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Bears only poop in the woods when Chuck Norris says its ok..
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Nails wish they were as tough as Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris went to the sun and spent two nights.
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Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure.
Chuck Norris goes killing.
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Chuck Norris has the right to keep and arm bears.
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Chuck Norris went around the world... by standing still.
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Chuck Norris has found what U2 are looking for.
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