Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards.
Chuck Norris rubs two pieces of fire together to make wood.
Chuck Norris always has s*x on the bottom. Because he never f*cks up.
Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over." Those children were the dinosaurs.
Chuck Norris went to school so he could be studied.
Trick me once, shame on you, trick Chuck Norris... rest in peace.
For breakfast Chuck Norris enjoys toast and jellyfish.
Chuck Norris uses paper to cut scissors.
Physics is bound by the laws of Chuck Norris.