The first thing James Cameron saw when he reached the Challenger Deep was Chuck Norris snorkeling down to test his new watch.
Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident, but he still managed to walk it off.
Why did satan die before judgment day, Chuck hated him.
Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once beat the sun at a staring contest.
Q: What's the easiest way to a persons heart? A: Chuck Norris' fist
Once visiting Arizona, Chuck Norris spat on the ground. The place is now known as the meteor crater.
Chuck Norris can freeze water using a toaster.
In an attempt to end WWII, President Harry Truman had Chuck Norris parachuted into Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Sept. 2, 1945, the Japanese surrendered.
Chuck Norris' free advice is worth a fortune.
Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined. Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.