The first thing James Cameron saw when he reached the Challenger Deep was Chuck Norris snorkeling down to test his new watch.
The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.
Demons don't hunt Chuck Norris... He is hunting them!
Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.
Chuck Norris hit a home run in a football game.
Nations fight other nations but wouldn't have balls enough to go toe-to-toe with Chuck Norris. Remember Atlantis?
Chuck actually died four years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
Every Chuck Norris joke is a five star joke just because it says Chuck Norris.
Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as he who shall not be named.
The Earth does NOT revolve around the Sun. The Earth is stationary. The Sun follows Chuck Norris as he makes his daily jog around the Earth.