The first thing James Cameron saw when he reached the Challenger Deep was Chuck Norris snorkeling down to test his new watch.
The Universe is not expanding. It's running away from Chuck Norris.
Justin Bieber was inspired by Usher because of his music and dance, Usher was inspired by Michael Jackson The King of Pop, Michael Jackson was inspired by...Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the 51st state.
Chuck Norris' beard can etch a sketch a picture of chuck killing a man. When the last line is drawn, that man dies!
Chuck Norris can blow the answers away from the wind.
In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
The secret ingredient in the KFC recipe is Chuck Norris' approval.
Chuck Norris uses an air bag... in order to protect the inside of his car in case he stops too fast.
Chuck Norris has nicknames for his feet... Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions