The first thing James Cameron saw when he reached the Challenger Deep was Chuck Norris snorkeling down to test his new watch.
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Chuck Norris made an armless man tap out.
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Michael Jordan is the greatest basketball player of all-time because Chuck Norris never played.
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Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
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Wonder Woman's magic Lasso is actually one of Chuck Norris' chest hairs.
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