The first thing James Cameron saw when he reached the Challenger Deep was Chuck Norris snorkeling down to test his new watch.
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In the back of the book of world records, it says "All records are held by Chuck Norris. The ones listed are in second place."
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God is one of Chuck Norris's creation.
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Chuck Norris doesn't break bricks.
They fold under pressure.
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Thundergun shot is a Chuck Norris sneeze.
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Chuck Norris threw rocks into the ocean and named them Hawaii
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Chuck Norris can make a dog bark the alphabet, in spanish, backwards.
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Chuck Norris told Wiz Khalifa what it is.
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Chuck Norris can comment on Facebook posts, before you publish them.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger always says he'll be back.
But Chuck Norris always handles things the first time
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I had an idea once, and a light bulb appeared over my head.
Chuck Norris had an idea, and the sun was created.
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