The first thing James Cameron saw when he reached the Challenger Deep was Chuck Norris snorkeling down to test his new watch.
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According to leading scientists, the deadliest animal on the planet is the Bearded Norris.
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If Chuck Norris is defusing a bomb and has a choice of red wire, yellow wire and green wire, he chooses blue.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard on his face.
Chuck Norris' beard has a face.
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Chuck Norris never has a deja vu.
No scene would be that stupid to appear in front of the man twice.
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No matter how fast you run, Chuck Norris will always walk faster.
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Chuck Norris only weakness, is weakness, of course!
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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
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"With great power comes a great beard!"
- Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
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Chuck Norris never suffers from a heart attack.
His heart is too smart to not attack him.
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