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The first thing James Cameron saw when he reached the Challenger Deep was Chuck Norris snorkeling down to test his new watch.
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Sharks are not living on the sea because they can't breath on continent. They live on a sea, because Chuck Norris doesn't.
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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
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Chuck Norris leaves messages before the beep.
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The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
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Chuck Norris once walked in the opposite direction in the Running of the Bulls. The bulls turned around and ran for their lives.
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Q: What's the difference between Chuck Norris and a bear? A: Chuck Norris has more chest hair.
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When a zombie apocalypse starts, Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive. The zombies do.
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Chuck Norris can eat rice with one chop stick.
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There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board. It is now known as titanic
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