The first thing James Cameron saw when he reached the Challenger Deep was Chuck Norris snorkeling down to test his new watch.
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When Chuck Norris talks, people listen.
When he doesn't, people still listen.
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Ozzy Osbourne once snorted a line of ants.
Chuck Norris once snorted a line of bricks.
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Chuck Norris won the Kentucky derby, on a Unicorn.
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Chuck Norris invented 1080p so people could see his beard is made of razor wire.
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Sometimes when Chuck Norris stares at the stars too long they get scared.
These are known as black holes.
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Chuck Norris once saw Spiderman on a wall and then folded his newspaper.
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Chuch Norris stood next to a bear and was told he had to leave because the bear was scared.
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Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945.
De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.
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Chuck Norris can get a Black-Jack with one card.
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The cake is a lie, Chuck Norris is THE TRUTH.
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