The first thing James Cameron saw when he reached the Challenger Deep was Chuck Norris snorkeling down to test his new watch.
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2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.
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It just doesn't happen.
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Chuck Norris is never late... time is just early.
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Transformers are just another name for Chuck Norris' grade 5 science project.
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Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
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Chuck Norris can unlock a hairpin with a door.
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When chuck Norris was in school, he made his PE teacher run laps.
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Only Chuck Norris can cross the "Beyond" section of Bed, Bath and Beyond store.
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Chuck Norris once kicked Hulk in the face, so Hulk ran into the woods.
He is now known as Shrek.
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