Joke #7601

The first thing James Cameron saw when he reached the Challenger Deep was Chuck Norris snorkeling down to test his new watch.
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When Chuck Norris steps on a crack he breaks another persons mother's back.
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Chuck Norris can do the splits in mid air,rotate his hips 360" so fast it lifts him off the ground thus making the Chuck Copter!
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Once an email was sent from LA to Washington. Chuck Stopped it at St. Louis.
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Once Chuck Norris attempted to punch through a brick wall, but the brick wall crumbled in fear.
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