The first thing James Cameron saw when he reached the Challenger Deep was Chuck Norris snorkeling down to test his new watch.
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Chuck Norris can actually punch you in the soul.
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It is a fact that Chuck Norris cannot cry, this is because his tearducts are too muscular.
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Chuck Norris dosn't have a star on Hollywood Blvd he has a constellation.
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Chuck Norris made a mistake once and it corrected itself.
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Each hair on Chuck Norris' beard holds the soul of a victim.
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Chuck Norris once played with Legos.
The result was The Great Pyramids.
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Chuck Norris can make a rock grow.
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Chuck Norris uses a stunt double during crying scenes.
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The Earth does NOT revolve around the Sun.
The Earth is stationary.
The Sun follows Chuck Norris as he makes his daily jog around the Earth.
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People sell their souls to the devil.
The devil sells his soul to Chuck Norris.
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