Chuck Norris made an armless man tap out.
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When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored
And decided to carve a sculpture with only his
Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called....
Mount Rushmore
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Chuck Norris' beard can shave a razor.
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Ozzy Ozbourne once bit the head off a bat. Not one to be outdone, Chuck Norris bit the head off Batman!
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Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
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The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris.
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It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
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Chuck Norris can get breakfast at McDonalds after 11, at Taco Bell.
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Chuck Norris can build a house from the roof down.
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Chuck Norris once won a chess game after losing his king
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Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
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