Chuck Norris made an armless man tap out.
Chuck Norris got elected for president, even though he didn't run for anything.
Chuck Norris doesn't use a coffee maker, he puts the coffee beans in his mouth and boils them with his rage.
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
The Grinch steals Christmas from Santa, Chuck Norris steals Christmas from the Grinch.
Avatar's were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a smurf.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunscreen, the sun wears Chuck Norris-screen.
Chuck Norris will be the star lead in the remake of the movie "300" it will now be called "1"
Chuck Norris once made an omelette from a Fabergé egg.
If you weigh 78kg on earth you will weigh 13kg on the moon. If Chuck Norris weighs 78kg on earth, the moon weighs 13kg on Chuck Norris.