Chuck Norris made an armless man tap out.
Chuck Norris sends his beard clippings to the police. They are used as bullet proof vests.
Chuck Norris is Darth Vaders father.
Chuck Norris once went logging and took down a forest. Then he came back for his axe.
For fear of Chuck Norris, his shoes tie themselves.
Chuck Norris can eat soup with a fork.
For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one
You cannot escape the power of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has his own protien powder. The ingriedients include: cocoa powder, stem cells, dodo egg protien, enriched uranium, LSD, and Vin Diesel.
Chuck Norris was once tested for steroids. The results came back positive. When confronted with this information, Chuck Norris chuckled and said, "Of course, what do you think they make steroids from?"
Chuck Norris isn't a good shot, his bullets just know better than to miss.