Chuck Norris made an armless man tap out.
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A: Zero. He simply stares at the candy and the outer coating is gone.
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When Chuck Norris goes out to survive in the Wilderness, the Wilderness ends up trying to survive from him.
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When Chuck Norris was in kindergarden he made his teacher spit out her gum.
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Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236.
It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
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To run away from Chuck Norris man invented a car, then to catch them Chuck Norris invented crashes.
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