Chuck Norris made an armless man tap out.
Chuck Norris runs until the Treadmill gets tired.
Chuck Norris told Wiz Khalifa what it is.
If Chuck Norris was here in the Philippines, there would be no hostage crisis. He eats hostage-takers for breakfast!
When Chuck Norris bakes cookies for his enemies, he adds his own secret ingredient to make a special taste to it. Its called "defeat".
Scientis cannot figure out where Atlantis is... Chuck Norris owns a villa there.
There was no Big Bang at the beginning of the Universe, Chuck Norris simply sneezed.
Adamantium may be hard but Chuck Norris is harder.
Chuck Norris can run a nuclear power station using a rowing machine.
Chuck Norris hates Raymond.
Chuck Norris can build a house from the roof down.