Chuck Norris made an armless man tap out.
Chuck Norris is not cool. By saying that, I have decreased my life to 5 seco...
When Chuck Norris throws a throwing knife, the knife doesn't kill his victim, the force of the air did.
Chuck norris once killed a bear with an imaginary knife.
Chuck Norris was a pokemon card, until they took it out of the market cause the Chuck Norris card was level infinity.
Chuck Norris dosen't need to stand on top of the empire state building to kill someone with a penny.
When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
You can lead a horse to water, but Chuck Norris can make it drink.
Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
If Chuck Norris met Dora the Explorer, he'd introduce her to his Boots.