Chuck Norris made an armless man tap out.
Obama said, "Yes we can." Chuck Norris says, "I already did.".
Chuck Norris doesn't need oxygen tanks when scuba diving. He simply sucks all the life out of the ocean to breath.
Chuck Norris won the gold, silver and bronze medals at the Olympics. In the same event. From home.
Chuck Norris once went to Stevie Wonders concerts and smiled at him; Stevie Wonder is now blind.
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
Before Chuck Norris can register as a soldier, all wars suddenly end.
If Chuck Norris is after you, don't bother killing yourself, he'll pull you down from heaven and kill you again.
Chuck Norris can travel a negative distance.
Chuck Norris's 1st Grade teacher asked him how many stars there were on the American Flag. Chuck Norris replied "Yes." and was correct.
Chuck Norris only needs one bullet, because it should know to get back in the chamber.