One does not simply survive Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the only man who can put M&M's in alphabetical order.
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Chuck Norris once drank a Red Bull and the can grew wings.
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If you carefully examine your health insurance policy, you will see that there is no cover for "Chuck Norris related incidents".
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The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway.
But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
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Lays chips claims "No one can eat just one".
Wrong.
Chuck Norris ate ONE, laughed then ate a whole bag of Doritos.
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Chuck Norris can paint himself into a corner and still get the job done.
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