One does not simply survive Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris CAN leave Hotel California.
If, by some incredible space-time parodox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.
Only Chuck Norris knows a bigger number than infinity, and it's not infinite plus one.
Chuck Norris has nicknames for his feet... Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
Unicorns are extinct but Chuck Norris used all their horns as toothpicks.
Chuck Norris once went to practice his golf swing at a driving range... his golf balls are now known as stars!
Chuck Norris can turn toast back into bread.
Chuck Norris can make a Java Program in visual studio 2010.
Chuck Norris can skydive into outer space.
Chuck Norris once decided to dig a hole, today we call it the Grand Canyon.