One does not simply survive Chuck Norris.
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Then he climbed it up.
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Chuck Norris puts ice cube trays in the cupboard, and he gets ice.
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Chuck Norris donates his beard clippings to the Army so they can make Kevlar vests.
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There is only one award higher than the medal of Honor: The Chuck Norris Medal of Roundhouse.
No mortal man has ever earned it.
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Chuck Norris said "come on" and "on" came.
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The Twilight Zone enters the Chuck Norris Zone.
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Chuck Norris once went to practice his golf swing at a driving range... his golf balls are now known as stars!
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If you go on google and type find Chuck Norris then click I'm feelin lucky...run
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