One does not simply survive Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris met Dora the Explorer, he'd introduce her to his Boots.
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Once someone forgot to stand up when Chuck Norris entered the room.
Chuck roundhouse kicked him into the man behind him creating a nuclear explosion.
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The Karate Kid killed caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.
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Michael Jordan is the greatest basketball player of all-time because Chuck Norris never played.
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Chuck Norris does not smile. \r\nHe flexes his teeth.
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Chuck Norris bunked school one day.
Till today that day is known as Sunday.
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Chuck Norris can play PS3 games - on PS1
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Chuck Norris won the gold, silver and bronze medals at the Olympics.
In the same event. From home.
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