One does not simply survive Chuck Norris.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Two things in life are certain: Death and a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris sends paper letters through email.
Despite popular belief, there is no such thing as a tornado. Chuck Norris just doesn't like trailer parks.
Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!
Chuck gives the sun the chills.
One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart. The clerk told him to have a nice day. The next day the clerk was found dead. The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why. He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
People say "bless you" when you sneeze because Chuck Norris might catch your soul. It's a myth. Chuck Norris can take your soul whenever he wants.
Sand is created by Chuck Norris shouting at rocks.