One does not simply survive Chuck Norris.
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Time waits for no man.
Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
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In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size.
When ordering, just ask to be "Norrisized".
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Chuck did enter the Dragon.
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Chuck Norris once round house kicked a fat kid in the stomach and his foot print stayed their until the kid lost the weight.
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Some people can ride their bikes with no handle bars.
But chuck norris can ride his handlebars with no bike.
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Chuck Norris can spit through bulletproof glass.
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Chuck Norris tells his GPS when he wants to turn.
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Chuck Norris caught all the pokemon with a Nokia 3310.
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Only Chuck Norris can tell you the answer to your question before you ask it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car he walks.
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