One does not simply survive Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris will never die.
The Grim Reaper is too scared to come and claim him.
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Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure.
Chuck Norris goes killing.
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Chuck Norris hates both the player and the game.
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Chuck Norris can play the saxophone... while holding his breath.
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Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
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The president of the USA lives in the White House.
Chuck Norris lives in the Roundhouse.
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The actual definition of U.F.O is Chuck Norris's Toy Frisbee.
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Chuck Norris is an action verb.
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Chuck Norris can stop the music.
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Chuck Norris' personal airplane is called Air Force Chuck.
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