One does not simply survive Chuck Norris.
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My Prediction for the Mayweather Mcgregor fight.
It becomes a Handicap Match against Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris ends it with a single roundhouse kick before the bell stops ringing.
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Chuck Norris can get a strike in bowling using a ping-pong ball.
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Some check under their beds for "Penny Wise the Clown" before to sleep.
Penny Wise the Clown checks for Chuck Norris under his bed before going to sleep.
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Chuck Norris beat Super Mario Galaxie 2 in the big dipper... before Nintendo was invented.
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If you carefully examine your health insurance policy, you will see that there is no cover for "Chuck Norris related incidents".
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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
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Chuck norris recently received a restraining order barring him from getting closer then half a mile from Satan.
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Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards.
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Law of Gravity doesn't apply to Chuck Norris, he enforces it... with a round house kick.
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When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet.
Water gets Chuck Norris.
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