One does not simply survive Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the only person to know pi, because when he puts it into the calculator, the calculator doesn't dare give him only part of it.
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When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris bit a spider once then it became Spiderman!
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Chuck Norris asked his script writer for more dialogue and the script writer said "Chuck you mean more grunting?"
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When Chuck Norris works out at the gym, he doesn't sweat.
The weights do.
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Chuck Norris met an exclamation point and punched it in the face.
We now have questions.
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Chuck Norris uses black holes to clean his dishes.
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Willy Wonka gave an everlasting gobstopper to Chuck Norris.
The flavor lasted 2.3 seconds.
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Chuck Norris can empty a swimming pool with a fork... while it's raining.
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Chuck Norris doesn't climb trees.
He just pulls them down and walks on top of them.
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