One does not simply survive Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris went to the virgin islands. Now they are pregnant.
Someone tried to stab Chuck Norris in the stomach, and the knife bent on his rock-hard abs.
In an official mandate, 'Walker, Texas Ranger' DVD discs have been ordered to replace the armor plating in all bulletproof vests.
When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them
Chuck Norris sprinted 2 marathons - backwards.
Chuck Norris can hear his phone ring on silent.
Chuck Norris can find a hay in a needle stack.
Chuck Norris can lift up a chair with one hand... While he's sitting on it...
Chuck Norris can make a pound cake with only an ounce.