Men are like.....Bank Machines.
Once they withdraw they lose interest.
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When she starts a sentence with, "A man once told me..."
How do men sort their laundry?
"Filthy" and "Filthy but Wearable".
Q: What does a shot of Everclear and a Woman have in common?
A: Both of them make men start talking nonsense!
Why did the blonde have a sore belly button?
Because there are blonde men too!
How many men would it take to mop a floor?
No one knows; they've never done it.
Warning ladies!
Never trust a man who calls you "SEXY".
This is why. When he removes the letter 'Y' it means you're down for "SEX". After sex, he will remove the letter "S" and start calling you his "EX".
Wouldn’t it be great if men were made by Kodak!
They would automatically shut off when they weren’t being used.
You wouldn’t have to wait for them to recharge after each shot.
They last longer and come with a warranty.
You can try them out first for a two-week trial period and return them if not satisfied with no risks or hassle.
They exist to capture the moment, not ruin it.
They come in fashion colors.
You can keep them in maximum zoom.
They come with replaceable or adjustable parts.
The parts that count are portable.
They don’t mind over-exposure.
They respond to the slightest touch.
The one you want is available at a KMART near you.
Why do men like masturbation?
It's sex with someone they love.
Men are like.....Mascara.
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.