Men are like.....Bank Machines.
Once they withdraw they lose interest.
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"What is a man's idea of a balanced diet?"
"A Budweiser in each hand!"
This stupid bug is appearing on a blasted line which would blow up the toilet.
Then they go like "Tom tom tom tom" then back to the toilet and stupidly disgusted by a recently married woman and erecting a man in a toilet.
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It’s not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn’t have the balls to do it.
How are husbands like lawn mowers?
They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.
Q: What does a shot of Everclear and a Woman have in common?
A: Both of them make men start talking nonsense!
In the beginning, God created Earth and then rested.
After that, He creaed man and rested.
Then God created woman.
Since then, neither God nor man got ever rested.
Definition of a man with manners – he gets out of the bath to pee.
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
If Men Ruled the World... Laws:
Lifeguards could remove citizens from beaches for violating the "public ugliness" ordinance.
Car rental agencies would rent tanks.
Telephones would automatically cut off after 30 seconds of conversation.
It would be perfectly legal to steal a sports car as long as you returned it within 24 hours with a full tank of gas.
Get Out of Jail Free cards would be considered legal documents.