How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus? At the circus the clowns don't talk.
Why do men want to marry virgins? They can't stand criticism.
Men are like... Chocolate Bars. Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
Q. What's the difference between men and government bonds? A. Bonds mature.
Men are like guns. Keep one around long enough and your going to want to shoot it.
Q: What is difference between man and Superman? A: Man wears underwear under the trouser and superman wears it over the trouser.
Why is a man different from a PC? You only have to tell the PC once.
Q: What do you call a man who run a cross the road and roll in the dirt then run back across? A: A double dirty crosser.
What's the difference between a man and an ox? Fifteen pounds and a six-pack.
A man enters a store and says: "15 litres of wine please." "Did you bring a container for this? " "You're speaking to it."
HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN Compliment her, cuddle her, kiss her, caress her, love her, stroke her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, wine and dine her, buy gifts for her, listen to her, respect her, stand by her, support her, go to the ends of the earth for her. HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN Arrive naked... with beer.