What's the difference between a bachelor & a married man?
Bachelor comes home, see's what's in the fridge & goes to bed.
Married man comes home, see's what's in the bed & goes to the fridge.
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He controls himself.
Q: What would it be a good idea for you to do after a man takes your wife?
A: Let him keep her!
How can you tell if a man is happy?
Who cares?
What does a man call true love?
An erection.
Why are men like blenders?
You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
Q. Why do men name their penises?
A. Because they don't want ninety per cent of their decisions made by a perfect stranger.