Q: How can you spot the blind guy in a nudist colony?
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After a few minutes he turns to her and says, “Can I smell your pussy?”
The woman looks at him in disgust and says, “Certainly not!”
“Hmmm,” he replies. “It must be your feet, then.”
Would you take a bullet for the last person you had sex with?
Anything for the family.
Tow millipedes went for honey moon.
The male one asked: "My darling, between which feet is your pussy, please?"
Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London?
They were really pissed off when they found out Big Ben was a clock.
How are Justin Bieber and a Christmas tree similar?
Both their balls are decoration only.
What is the difference between mayonnaise and semen?
Mayonnaise doesn't shoot down your throat at 40 miles per hour.
Just heard someone bragging about his one night stand.
Whatever mate, I've got two night stands.
Either side of my bed.
If one drop of semen contains more life than a drop of blood, why don't vampires suck cock?
Oh wait... Twilight