Q: What's the only thing faster than a black man running away with your TV?
A: His son running away with your VCR.
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Who's there?
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One said to the other "I don't like your friend."
The other one said, "Well, put him to one side and just eat the vegetables."
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A blonde hops on and off a curb on a busy street, saying 54 over and over.
A brunette walks by and asks what the blonde is doing.
The blonde replies that she is jumping on and off the curb saying 54 over and over.
The brunette joins her.
Soon, the brunette gets hit by a passing car.
The blonde watches as the car drives away.
The blond then continues to jump on and off the curb, saying 55 over and over.
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First Cannibal: "Have you seen the dentist?"
Second Cannibal: "Yes, he filled my teeth at dinner time."
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