Q: What's the only thing faster than a black man running away with your TV?
A: His son running away with your VCR.
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After getting out on the water, DooDah hooks a huge fish, which pulls him overboard, and he drowns.
Fred is brokenhearted and goes to tell DooDah's wife the news.
She opens the door and hears Fred sing:
"Guess who drowned in the lake today? DooDah! DooDah!"
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"Who told you that?"
"Gynecologist."
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So too has his boot.
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A baby in a microwave.
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A: Not enough sand.
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A. Michael Jackson
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