Q: What's the only thing faster than a black man running away with your TV?
A: His son running away with your VCR.
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A guy wasn’t feeling well and went to the doctor for a check up.
He did the tests and waited.
After a while, the doctor came in with the results.
"Unfortunately, I have very bad news! You’re seriously ill! You have really not much time to live.."
"Doctor..! How much time do I have..?"
"Ten..."
"Ten what? Months? Years? What?!"
"Nine...Eight...Seven..."
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Q. What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
A. They both live off dead Beatles.
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Q: What was Hitler's favorite toy as a kid?
A: An Easy-Bake Oven.
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What's red, bubbly, and scratches at the window before exploding?
A baby in a microwave.
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Two children, Johnny and Alex were sitting outside a clinic.
Alex was crying very loudly.
Johnny: Why are you crying?
Alex: I came here for a blood test.
Johnny: So? Are you afraid?
Alex: No. For the blood test, they cut my finger.
After hearing this Johnny started weeping making Alex feel surprised as well as curious and Alex asked: Why are you crying now?
Johnny: I came for a urine test!
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"Excuse me, how do I get to the hospital quickly?"
"Just stand in the middle of the road for a while."
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How do you stop an Iraqi tank?
"Just shoot the guy that's pushing it!"
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What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?
Popeye almost killed him!
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A Mexican and a nigga are riding in car.
Who's driving?
A cop!
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How the children from Chernobil count from one to hundred?
On the fingers!
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