How did the dentist become a brain surgeon?
His hand slipped.
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Mummy, mummy, why is daddy swaying in the backyard?
Shut up, and give me more bullets.
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Three buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven to an orientation.
They are all asked, "When you’re in your casket and friends and family are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say about you?"
The first guy says, "I’d like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time, and a great family man."
The second guy says, "I’d like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher who made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow."
The last guy replies, "I’d like to hear them say…… look at him, he's moving!"
How do you make a baby drink?
Stick it in the blender.
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Jerry was in the hospital recovering from surgery when a nurse asks him how he is feeling.
“I’m OK but I didn’t like the four-letter-word the doctor used in surgery,” he answered.
“What did he say?,” asked the nurse.
“OOPS!”
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A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman:
"And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?" the reporter asked.
She simply replied, "No peer pressure."
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What's purple, covered in pus and squeals?
A peeled baby in a bag of salt.
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What's white and bobs up and down in a baby's crib ?
A Pedophiles ass.
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How do you know when a baby is a dead baby?
The dog plays with it more.
An apple and a black person both fall off a tree at the exact same time who hits the ground first?
The apple because the rope catches the black person.
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