How did the dentist become a brain surgeon?
His hand slipped.
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A dead baby in a clown costume!
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Me: What's that hunny?
Daughter: He said I had nice bumper lights, and a nice trunk.
Me: Tell that niggie if he fills up your gas tank, I'll break his exhaust pipe, ya dig?
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"I'm sorry sir, but I can't give you cyanide just like that."
Without a word, the man takes out his wife's photograph and holds it in front of him.
The pharmacist apologizes, "My mistake, I didn't realize you had a prescription."
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Q: What did one female terrorist say to the other?
A: "Does my bomb look big in this?"
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What's the difference between an apple and a black man?
None!
They both hang from trees.
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What's better than 10 dead babies in 1 bag?
1 dead baby in 10 bags.
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