How did the dentist become a brain surgeon?
His hand slipped.
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Why did Osama Bin Laden kill his wife?
When she spread her legs he saw bush.
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They say the surest way to a man's heart is through the stomach.
But personally, I find going through the ribcage a lot easier.
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Q: What happened to the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals?
A: He went down really well!
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A man cheats on his girlfriend Lorraine with a woman named Clearly.
Lorraine dies suddenly.
At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."
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What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?
Popeye almost killed him!
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The boy took a bath with bubbles.
Want to hear a dirty joke?
Bubbles was a man.
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How are a lawyer and a prostitute different?
The prostitute stops fucking you after you’re dead.
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When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
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Hitler got a heart attack when he saw the gas bill.
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Two kids were talking together.
First: "My daddy is so tall that he can touch the clouds in the sky with his hands."
Second: "That is excellent. Does your daddy touch something soft and downy?"
First: "Yes, of course."
Second: "Those are my daddy's testicles."
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