How did the dentist become a brain surgeon?
His hand slipped.
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He's been hanging there for quite a while.
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None!
They both hang from trees.
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Latecomer: Am I too late for the bonfire?
Host: No jump up there on the sticks, there is room next to that Guy.
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A baby in a microwave.
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Since it started to rain, my wife can't stop looking through the window.
If it will start pouring down, I'm afraid I will have to let her inside.
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A guy wasn’t feeling well and went to the doctor for a check up.
He did the tests and waited.
After a while, the doctor came in with the results.
"Unfortunately, I have very bad news! You’re seriously ill! You have really not much time to live.."
"Doctor..! How much time do I have..?"
"Ten..."
"Ten what? Months? Years? What?!"
"Nine...Eight...Seven..."
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Two cannibals are eating a clown.
One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"
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Q: How do you make a cat go ‘woof’?
A: Soak it in petrol, and set it on fire.
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