How did the dentist become a brain surgeon?
His hand slipped.
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I don't care if you are dating a black girl - they are all pink on the inside.
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What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?
A cherry float.
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Q: What do you call the ashes of a white person in a jar?
A: A jar of mayonnaise.
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"What the hell is wrong with you?"
The guy replies, "I gotta shit real bad, and I can't reach the bathroom in time!"
His buddy tells him "Hang your ass out the window, and let it fly."
The guy hangs his ass out the window and the shi t flies back and hits the convertible.
The guys in the convertible say "Damn, that guy on the train spit tobacco on us!"
The guy asks his friend "Hey, pull over when the train stops and we'll find this guy and kick his ass".
After he finishes talking the guy driving the car slows down.
His friend says "Why are you slowing down, don't you wanna beat this guy up."
His friend says "No!"
The other guy says "Why".
His friend says, "Number one, that is some of the stinkiest tobacco I've ever smelled, and number two, did you see the jaws on that son of a bitch!"
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Did you hear about the cannibals who captured a scrawny old hunter?
It sure gave them something to chew over.
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A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly.
Suddenly, Lorraine died.
At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."
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Mummy, mummy, why is daddy swaying in the backyard?
Shut up, and give me more bullets.
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