How did the dentist become a brain surgeon?
His hand slipped.
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A Mexican, white guy, and a black guy all go to hell and the devil told them that if they can walk across his hand without burning in flames, then he will give them a second life on earth.
The white guy was really confident...first step, he caught a fire a disappeared.
The Mexican, nervously toke the first step and noticed that he wasn't dead, he took a couple more steps and disappeared.
The black guy started walking and made it all the way across without burning to flames.
Satan was shocked and asked him how he did it and the black guy replied "chocolate melts in your mouth not your hands"
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I saw a girl crying, so I asked her "Where are your parents?" and she started crying even more.
Man, I love working at the orphanage.
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Q: How do you get a Jew to win a race?
A: Drop a quarter at the finish line.
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How did the tugboat get AIDS?
It was rear-ended by a ferry.
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Mother, "How was school today, Patrick?"
Patrick, "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!"
Mother, "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?"
Patrick, "What school?"
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Q: What did the baby say as I threw it in the blender?
A: I didn't catch it, I was too busy masturbating.
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So an old man, a Catholic priest, and a pedophile walk into a bar, and that's just one person!
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Q: What's the best part about sex with 28-year-olds?
A: There are twenty of them.
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Doctor to Patient: "Don’t worry about your heart. It will function as long as you live."
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What sits in the kitchen and keeps getting smaller and smaller?
A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler!
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