How did the dentist become a brain surgeon?
His hand slipped.
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When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
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A: Because he needs someone to lend a hand.
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"Your wife makes a great soup," said one to the other.
"Yes!" agreed the first. "But I'm going to miss her terribly."
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A: I haven't seen you for a year!
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Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks ago?
Yep, and on the dashboard, and on the window, and on the hood....
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Since it started to rain, my wife can't stop looking through the window.
If it will start pouring down, I'm afraid I will have to let her inside.
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What's red and dances all around?
A baby on a barbecue
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Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'?
- Because black people have no rights..
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