What do men and sperm have in common?
They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.
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How many men would it take to mop a floor?
No one knows; they've never done it.
Q. Why were men given larger brains than dogs?
A. So they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.
How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with, "A man once told me..."
Confucius say, man who fart in church sit in own pew.
Q. Why do men name their penises?
A. Because they don't want ninety per cent of their decisions made by a perfect stranger.
"Lisa, why are you so angry with me?"
"Because I'm Christine."
They put one man on the moon.
Why can’t they put them all there?
What is a man's idea of helping with housework?
Lifting his leg so you can vacuum.
A man left for work one Friday afternoon.
Instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend hunting with the boys and spending all his wages.
When he finally got home on Sunday night, he was confronted by his very angry wife.
After two hours, she stopped nagging and said, "How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?"
He replied, "That would be fine with me."
Monday went by and he didn't see his wife.
Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results.
Thursday, the swelling went down just enough for him to see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.