When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
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Chuck Norris was sitting around a campfire with two cowboys.
The cowboys were competing to see which one is more hardcore.
The first one says," Once, I was charged by an angry bull. I proceeded to jump on its back and kill it by gorging its eyes out."
The second says, " Once I was swimming in a river, and an annocanda tried to strangle me. I ripped its head off with my teeth."
Chuck norris just smiles and continues tending to the campfire with his penis.
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Chuck Norris' indian name is "He who can kick your ass anytime anywhere"
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Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
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