When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
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Chuck Norris sends his beard clippings to the police.
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Stars wish upon Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' personal airplane is called Air Force Chuck.
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Chuck Norris has no such thing.
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Global warming is the result of Chuck Norris getting mad.
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