When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
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He simply sucks all the life out of the ocean to breath.
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You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life?
In reality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
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Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee.
Except Chuck Norris.
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Jason Bourne fought Chuck Norris but he can't remember because now he has amnesia.
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Chuck Norris can make a dog bark the alphabet, in spanish, backwards.
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Chuck Norris once walked in the opposite direction in the Running of the Bulls.
The bulls turned around and ran for their lives.
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In the beginning, God created light because Chuck allowed him to.
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The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
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