When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.
A Chuck Norris round house kick is considered the first "super-collider".
Chuck Norris never dies. And of course, he will also never fade away.
A black hole is where Chuck Norris ripped the universe a new one.
Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Chuck Norris once played The Price Is Right. The prices attempted to guess the numbers Chuck Norris was thinking of.
It's not the fall that kills you, it's Chuck Norris waiting for you at the bottom.