When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
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Lehman Brothers owed Chuck Norris a fiver.
When he asked for payback, well, you know the rest.
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Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee.
Except Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris took a nap.
The result was the Great Depression.
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Chuck Norris doesn't run for President; the President runs for Vice God Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris actually went to Rome by all roads. At the same time.
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Two halves make a whole.
Two wholes make Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' Facebook status has a dislike button...nobody clicks it.
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Water can drown if Chuck Norris stays underwater for too long.
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In the back of the book of world records, it says "All records are held by Chuck Norris. The ones listed are in second place."
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Karma believes in Chuck Norris.
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