When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
Chuck Norris once spelled the entire alphabet using only M&Ms.
The Reapers in the Mass Effect series were actually Chuck Norris' baby toys.
Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Obama said, "Yes we can." Chuck Norris says, "I already did.".
Chuck Norris once threw a pebble. We now call it...Hayley's Comet.
If you write the Death Note on Chuck Norris, the Death Note dies.
Chuck Norris can split the atom. With his bare hands.
T. S. Eliot measured out his life with coffee spoons. Chuck Norris uses a backhoe.