When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
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When Chuck Norris is in Rome, they do what he does.
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Chuck Norris steps into the confession booth.
The Priests confess his sins.
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Chuck Norris doesn't cry.
His eyes sweat.
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Hercules strangled two snakes in his crib when he was a baby.
Chuck Norris strangled a grizzly bear moments after birth with his own umbilical cord.
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Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
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Chuck was once on the Olympics and he won all the medals but he was disqualifyed for roundhouse kicking the judges because they misspelled his name.
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Chuck Norris likes his steaks still mooing.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a case for his phone.
The ground is afraid to break it.
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Chuck Norris can never fill out an online form, because Chuck Norris will never submit.
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If it looks like chicken tastes like chicken and smells like chicken and Chuck Norris says it's beef then it's beef.
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