Chuck Norris doesn't cry.
His eyes sweat.
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In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size.
When ordering, just ask to be "Norrisized".
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Avatar's were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a smurf.
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Chuck Norris won one million dollars gambling playing Solitaire.
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Chuck Norris can bend light with a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
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Chuck Norris CAN read Lady Gaga's poker face.
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Chuck Norris is the ultimate hide and seek player; no one dares find him.
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Chuck Norris doesn't fall, he merely tests the durability of the floor with his face.
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