Chuck Norris doesn't cry. His eyes sweat.
"Between a rock and a hard place" refers to Chuck Norris' fists.
Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
When everyone else can't, Chuck Norris CAN.
Before his rise to fame, Jaws was Chuck Norris's goldfish.
Chuck Norris can put out a fire using nothing but gasoline.
Chuck Norris' driver's license simply shows his shoe size.
An eclipse is just the suns attempt to hide from Chuck Norris.
The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the only person who could truly judge a book by its' cover.
Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.