Chuck Norris doesn't cry. His eyes sweat.
Chuck Norris was the image used for Papa Smurf.
Chuck Norris can beatbox with a triangle.
Guns sleep with a picture of Chuck Norris under their pillows.
Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
It has been said that if you name any custom class in Call of Duty "Chuck Norris" you will instantly win every match you set foot in.
Chuck Norris kills 100% of germs.
Chuck Norris once spent a month in El Paso one night.
Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and as he enters, notices a horse and the end of the bar with a sign on it. Out of curiosity, he approaches the bartender and asks what the deal is with the horse at the end of the bar. The bartender tells him: "The sign says if you can make the horse laugh you'll win $50. Take note though that hundreds of people have tried and no-one has been able to do it." "Get out the money," says Chuck," I'll be right back." So he walks to the end of the bar, whispers something into the horse's ear, and within seconds the horse is laughing hysterically. "That's amazing," said the bartender. "Tell you what, if you can make him cry I'll double your winnings." "Get out the money," says Chuck," I'll be right back." So Chuck walked again over to the horse, came back to the bartender 2 minutes later, and the horse was balling and sobbing like a baby. "Well," replied Chuck Norris, "First I told him a had a bigger d*ck than he did. Then I showed him."
Chuck Norris can see all 50 states from his house.
Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.