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Chuck Norris doesn't cry. His eyes sweat.
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Chuck Norris's Birthday is October 32th.
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The dark side of the moon is the side that cowers in fear of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the ultimate hide and seek player; no one dares find him.
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Chuck Norris lives on The Road Not Taken.
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