Chuck Norris doesn't cry. His eyes sweat.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Chuck Norris destroyed all life in a place called Happy Valley. We know it today as Death Valley.
Chuck Norris used to be a soccer referee. He lost the job after giving penalties to the players: Death Penalty.
Chuck Norris doesn't just bring home the bacon, he brings home the whole pig.
Chuck Norris can make a robot bleed.
The Grimm Reaper fears the day Chuck Norris comes for him.
Chuck Norris does not have to "Fight for his right to Party". Parties have to fight for their right to Chuck Norris.
Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
Chuck Norris does not listen to lectures. Lectures listen to Chuck Norris.