Chuck Norris doesn't cry. His eyes sweat.
If Chuck Norris was a villian in a video game, you'll never win. But if he was the hero, it's unplayable; because no one controls Chuck Norris.
Chuck norris can control chaos.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined. Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris's urin is said to add 300 horse power when added to your gas.
Chuck Norris's Birthday is October 32th.
Unicorns are extinct but Chuck Norris used all their horns as toothpicks.
The dark side of the moon is the side that cowers in fear of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the ultimate hide and seek player; no one dares find him.
Chuck Norris lives on The Road Not Taken.