Chuck Norris doesn't cry.
His eyes sweat.
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Chuck Norris had to write a story on bravery he got a A+ for writting his name.
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There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul.
Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
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Chuck Noris can make grapes from wine.
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People with Pogonophobia (fear of beards) do not fear Chuck Norris beard.
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When Chuck Norris pours a bowl of Rice Krispies, they shut the hell up!
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Chuck Norris took a rocket science class but quit becaus it was too easy.
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