Chuck Norris doesn't cry. His eyes sweat.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.
Ballet is banned within a 1000 miles of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the most feared predator on the planet. That's why sharks have a Chuck Norris week.
If Chuck Norris ran for president, the competition would drop out, and he would get infinite terms.
Chuck Norris can only text if the phone's touch screen is bullet proof.
Only Chuck Norris can tell you the answer to your question before you ask it.
If Chuck Norris was on Minute to Win it, they would need 59 seconds of filler.
Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
Chuck Norris never felt fear, and he never will.