Chuck Norris can never fill out an online form, because Chuck Norris will never submit.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris didn't have a mum or dad, he created himself.
If Chuck were in the movie Nightmare On Elm Street then it would be renamed nightmare on Chuck Norris Street, cuz nobody dared to get near him.
Kimbo Slice copied Chuck Norris' beard. When confronted, Kimbo's beard simply fell off and spotaneously combusted.
The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.
When Chuck Norris walks into a room, the mice jump on chairs.
For breakfast Chuck Norris enjoys toast and jellyfish.
When Columbus discovered America, Chuck Norris has already worked there as Texas ranger.
Chuck Norris donates his beard clippings to the Army so they can make Kevlar vests.
I once made a joke about Chuck Norr...