Chuck Norris can never fill out an online form, because Chuck Norris will never submit.
God said let there be light. Chuck Norris said say please.
Q: How many licks does it take Chuck Norris to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? A: Zero. He simply stares at the candy and the outer coating is gone.
Moses did not part the sea. Chuck Norris accidently did while sneezing.
Chuck Norris wins Clue in one guess.
Chuck Norris watched the entire Lord of the Rings without blinking.
When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the weights get stronger.
Everyone knows Chuck Norris' pet rock... he named it "Earth."
When I was a kid, my Chuck Norris action figure broke all my other toys while I was at school. When my mom tried to throw him away, he killed her.
Chuck Norris installed his own home security system. It's called "Chuck Norris."