Chuck Norris can never fill out an online form, because Chuck Norris will never submit.
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Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
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They wanted to put Chuck Norris's face on Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard.
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Chuck Norris removes the tag from mattresses, and mails them back to the company.
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Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
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Chuck Norris once got careless and accidentally locked his drawer key inside his drawer, with a lock that needs the key to lock.
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Chuck Norris does, in fact, put his pants on two legs at a time.
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Once, an entire country disagreed with Chuck Norris.
It's now known as the moon
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Chuck starts the new year by roundhouse kicking the old one.
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Chuck Norris made Dirty Harry's day.
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