Chuck Norris can never fill out an online form, because Chuck Norris will never submit.
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The devil sells his soul to Chuck Norris.
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Night time... when Chuck Norris tells the sun it's time for bed.
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Once Chuck Norris rubbed a magical lamp, nothing came out.
The genie ain't stupid.
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Chuck Norris can kill 100% of WHATEVER HE WANTS.
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If you want a list of Chuck Norri's enemies, just check the extinct species list.
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Bill Gates owes Chuck Norris money.
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Chuck Norris shot an arrow down with an apple.
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Chuck Norris can build a Water Dam...
In the Sahara Desert.
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The Mayans predict that Chuck Norris going to roundhouse kick this earth in the year 2012.
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Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass.
At night.
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