Chuck Norris can never fill out an online form, because Chuck Norris will never submit.
Charlie Sheen can achieve recovery by taking a drug called Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't ask, "who's your daddy?" Chuck Norris is your daddy.
Chuck Norris doesn't prepare dinner; dinner knows when to be ready.
The light at the end of the tunnel is actually Chuck Norris holding a flashlight.
Chuck Norris can over rev a revolver.
The sun is the burning remains of the last planet Chuck Norris pillaged.
Extra Terrestrials often visit Earth from other galaxies - they're here to see if Chuck Norris really exists.
How far can you spit. Try to beat Chuck Norris if you ask how far can he spit, at night look at the moon and don't wonder from were the craters come.
Chuck Norris doesn't go to therapy, therapy goes to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris went an hour without killing... just to kill some time.