Chuck Norris can never fill out an online form, because Chuck Norris will never submit.
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In 1986 the U.S.S.R. attempted to clone Chuck Norris.
The scientists failure was covered up and we now know their attempt as the Chernobyl disaster.
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When Chuck Norris logged in to WoW, everyone logged out.
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The war with Japan would have ended sooner, but the allies decided that dropping Chuck Norris on Hiroshima would be a crime against humanity.
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Chuck Norris can obtain unobtainable.
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Chuck Norris is Darth Vaders father.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Professor X is on a wheelchair.
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We only submit these facts so he doesn't kill us.
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Chuck Norris walked into a bar.
"OUCH!" said the bar.
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Mortal Kombat is not difficult enough for Chuck Norris, so he got Immortal Kombat.
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Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made of real cowboys.
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