Chuck Norris can never fill out an online form, because Chuck Norris will never submit.
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There was no Big Bang at the beginning of the Universe, Chuck Norris simply sneezed.
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My friend to me "I don't understand why Chuck Norris is the butt of so many jokes."
Me to the friend "Well he does kick a lot of them."
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There's a medical term for those who willingly defy Chuck Norris... organ donors.
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Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room.
The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
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The role of terminator was originaly played by Chuck Norris, but they decided against it as no-one would want to shit their pants for two hours strait.
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Chuck Norris steps into the confession booth.
The Priests confess his sins.
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When Chuck Norris got his first sling-shot, he created what we now know today as the "Moon", "Mars", "Jupitar", "Saturn" and "Pluto"
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If you are next to Chuck Norris then you will always have perfect cell phone reception.
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Chuck Norris once shook a pirates hand.
That pirate is now known as Captain Hook
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When Chuck Norris enters a sauna the sauna starts sweating.
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