Chuck Norris can never fill out an online form, because Chuck Norris will never submit.
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When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens.
And dies.
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When Chuck Norris throws a throwing knife, the knife doesn't kill his victim, the force of the air did.
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Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death, he beats it fair and square.
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