Chuck Norris can never fill out an online form, because Chuck Norris will never submit.
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Chuck Norris always wins at Jenga, the tower couldn't dare to crumble.
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Chuck Norris is an action verb.
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Before his rise to fame, Jaws was Chuck Norris's goldfish.
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Chuck Norris broke the world record for most punches in a minute with one roundhouse kick.
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Jesus is the son of God.
God is the son of Chuck Norris.
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In 2011 someone asked Chuck Norris if he had ever been to Portugal.
He answered: "Where?"
The country went bankrupt.
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Chuck Norris can run so fast he can cause time travel.
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When Chuck Norris runs backwards during a fight, it may seem like he's retreating.
He's not. He's just attacking from another direction.
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Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards.
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