Chuck Norris can never fill out an online form, because Chuck Norris will never submit.
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Chuck Norris can talk with his mouth closed.
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Aliens DO indeed exist.
They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
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Chuck Norris won one million dollars gambling playing Solitaire.
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Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Okay, I've finished my morning prayers.
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Chuck Norris' muscles are so developed that he's had intellectual conversations with them.
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Nietzsche's book was originally called Also Sparch Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can locate the nowhere.
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Chuck Norris has a black belt in every language.
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Stores accept Monopoly money from Chuck Norris.
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If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.
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