Chuck Norris can never fill out an online form, because Chuck Norris will never submit.
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Chuck Norris once ran in a movie marathon.... and won.
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If Chuck Norris were to ever bungee jump, the earth would flinch.
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The Earth does NOT revolve around the Sun.
The Earth is stationary.
The Sun follows Chuck Norris as he makes his daily jog around the Earth.
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Chuck Norris doesn't vote.
He elects!
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Chuck Norris can stand at the bottom of a bottomless pit.
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The supreme court issued a ban not allowing Chuck Norris to flex his muscles, for fear of public safety.
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The burning bush that Moses spoke of was actually Chuck Norris's beard!
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Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.
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Chuck Norris can blow smoke rings, but also smoke squares.
Actually he can also blow your face.
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When Chuck Norris was kidnapped by aliens he did experiments on them.
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