Chuck Norris can never fill out an online form, because Chuck Norris will never submit.
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Chuck norris recently received a restraining order barring him from getting closer then half a mile from Satan.
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In the beginning, God created light because Chuck allowed him to.
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The sun cannot look directly at Chuck Norris.
It must use specialized equipment just to gaze upon his silhouette
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The burning bush that Moses spoke of was actually Chuck Norris's beard!
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Chuck Norris can split the atom.
With his bare hands.
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Kimbo Slice copied Chuck Norris' beard.
When confronted, Kimbo's beard simply fell off and spotaneously combusted.
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In the back of the book of world records, it says "All records are held by Chuck Norris. The ones listed are in second place."
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Chuck Norris got added by facebook itself.
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Chuck Norris had to write a story on bravery he got a A+ for writting his name.
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Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.
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