Chuck Norris can never fill out an online form, because Chuck Norris will never submit.
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Chuck Norris got elected for president, even though he didn't run for anything.
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For breakfast Chuck Norris enjoys toast and jellyfish.
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There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board.
It is now known as titanic
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Chuck Norris Avenged the Avengers.
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After being shot by a criminal, Chuck Norris said... "that tickles".
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Everybody knows that Chuck Norris can't shoot a bow even though he got 5 bullseyes in a row.
The only reason he got the bullseye is that his arrows know better than to miss.
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Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin.
Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
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Chuck Norris once wrestled a thirty foot snake, and then he realized he was just masturbating.
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