Chuck Norris can never fill out an online form, because Chuck Norris will never submit.
Ali Baba said "Open sesame" to open the secret entrance to the treasure, but little did he know that saying "Open Chuck Norris" opens all doors.
Before god said, "Let there be light," he asked Chuck Norris,"Can light let there be?"
If you go on google and type find Chuck Norris then click I'm feelin lucky...run
Chuck Norris doesn't smile, his mouth smiles for him.
Chuck Norris doesn't Tivo television programs. They come on when HE wants them to.
Chuck Norris lives in a all white house with all white furniture and all white carpet. Why? Dirt knows better.
Santa delivers to Chuck Norris' house first.
It takes a master to shoot a fly from a hundred Paces, but it takes a Chuck Norris to roundhouse-kick one from a thousand.
Q: What's the easiest way to a persons heart? A: Chuck Norris' fist
Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush, he beats up the bush.