Chuck Norris can never fill out an online form, because Chuck Norris will never submit.
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After Chuck Norris sweats the sweat evaporates into the sky and forms what we call lightning.
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Chuck Norris can tie your hands behind your back with both hands tied behind his back.
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The Twilight Zone enters the Chuck Norris Zone.
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Chuck Norris acting contracts are if the movie producer want Chuck Norris to act in his movie, the producer is roundhouse kicked.
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The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real.
It's when he learns Chuck Norris is.
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When Chuck Norris donates blood he refuses the needle, he asks for a knife and a bucket.
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Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
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In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine.
But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
Chuck Norris got swept over Niagara Falls...
He liked it so much, he swam back up and did it again.
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The boogie man checks his closet at night for Chuck Norris.
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