Chuck Norris can never fill out an online form, because Chuck Norris will never submit.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
Chuck Norris can kill with blank bullets.
Chuck Norris's tombstone will say, "He's finally taking a nap, do not wake."
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Chuck Norris can drink from an empty cup.
When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
If Chuck Norris appears in your dream, don't panic, he is only looking for Freddy Krueger.
Chuck Norris's Blood Can't be matched...
When Chuck Norris was born, he cut his own umbilical cord. He then used it to strangle the doctor who slapped him on the but.
A total eclipse won't look directly at Chuck Norris.