A minister and lawyer were chatting at a party:
"What do you do if you make a mistake on a case?" the minister asked.
"Try to fix it if it's big; ignore it if it's insignificant," replied the lawyer.
"What do you do?"
The minister replied, "Oh, more or less the same.
Let me give you an example.
The other day I meant to say 'the devil is the father of liars,' but instead I said 'the devil is the father of lawyers,' so I let it go."
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The witness stared out the window, as though he hadn’t heard the question.
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The witness still did not respond.
Finally, the judge leaned over and said, “Sir, please answer the question.”
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One’s a scum-sucking bottom dweller, the other’s a fish!
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Football practice.
