Joke #1996

Off the seventh tee, Joe sliced his shot deep into a wooded ravine. He took his eight iron and clambered down the embankment in search of his lost ball. After many long minutes of hacking at the underbrush, he spotted something glistening in the leaves. As he drew nearer, he discovered that it was an eight iron in hands of a skeleton! Joe immediately called out to his friend, "Jack, I've got trouble down here!" "What's the matter?" Jack asked from the edge of the ravine. "Bring me my wedge," Joe shouted. "You can't get out of here with an eight iron!"
Vote:
has 19.47 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: sport

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

The Karate Kid killed caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.
Vote:
has 35.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death, sport
What did the trampolinist say? ‘Life has its ups and downs, but I always bounce back.’ Tennis
Vote:
has 19.47 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: sport
Randy Johnson can throw a fastball 101mph. Chuck Norris can throw Randy Johnson 101mph.
Vote:
has 36.64 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, sport
Q: Why there are many bubbles on the pool's water? A: Swimmers are farting.
Vote:
has 76.60 % from 257 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, sport
Question: What should a man do if his wife runs into the room during a baseball match and keeps disturbing you? Answer: Shorten the chain.
Vote:
has 58.99 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: black humor, sport, wife, women
You know who's mad at Kobe? Every other player in the NBA. You know why? Cause he messed around on his wife and bought her a $4 million ring. Yeah, you know what that means: that's the new minimum. Cause you know how women are, man. Women get upset: "Oh, really, what's this? A $1 million ring? What - did that bitch get my $3 million, too?"
Vote:
has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: mean, money, sport, women
A blind man enters a bar and find his way to a barstool. After ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while, the blind guy yells to the bartender, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?” The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. In a husky, deep voice,the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, you should know something. The bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde and I’m a 6′ tall, 200 pound blonde with a black belt in karate. What’s more, the fella sitting next to me is blonde and he’s a weightlifter. The woman to your right is a blonde, and she’s a pro wrestler. Think about it seriously, mister. You still wanna tell that blonde joke?” The blind guy says, “Nah, not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”
Vote:
has 85.86 % from 2323 votes. More jokes about: bar, bartender, blonde, sport
Golfer: "I'd move heaven & earth to break 100 on this course." Caddy: "Try heaven; you've already moved most of the earth."
Vote:
has 57.40 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: golf, heaven, sport
One day Stan comes home from a hard day at work. He sees his wife bending down to clean the floor under the sofa. So Stan goes over to his wife and starts fucking her from behind. After he finishes, he gives her a hard smack to the head. His wife yells, ''What was that for!?'' To which Stan replies, ''That's for not checking to see who it was.''
Vote:
has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: sport
Chuck Norris once bowled a 300... Without a ball... He wasn't even in a bowling ally.
Vote:
has 38.75 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport