Q: Why is it so hot at Phillies games?
A: Because there's not a fan in the place.
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A: When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.
What can you serve that you cannot eat?
A tennis ball.
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Son: "Thank you, daddy, but where is the user's guide?"
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A: He holds it in the air, and the world revolves around him.
A father and his son, Bobby, arrive at the local Rugby match and Dad can't find the tickets.
Dad: "Nip home and see if I left the tickets there."
Bobby: "No probs, Dad."
Half an hour later Bobby returns to his dad who is patiently waiting outside the stadium.
Bobby: "Yep, they're on the kitchen table where you left them."
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In today’s civilized society, it is called golf.
He was a colourful boxer.
Black and blue all over.
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There was a school about learning roundhouse kicks.
No one finished it.
Why?
Chuck Norris kicked them with a roundhouse kick.
It's his only weakness so no one must know how to do Roundhouse Kick!
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