Q: Why is it so hot at Phillies games? A: Because there's not a fan in the place.
Did you hear about the man who won the gold medal at the Olympics? He had it bronzed.
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
All the bases are 90 feet apart in regulation Baseball. So why does it take a Runner longer to run from 2nd to 3rd than it does from 1st to 2nd? Simple! Because between 2nd and 3rd there is a 'Short-Stop'!
Q: How is the Easter Bunny like Michael Jordan? ´ A: They're both famous for stuffing baskets!
Golfer: "Well, I have never played this badly before!" Caddy: "I didn't realize you had played before, sir!"
Yo mama so fat when she went sky diving in a blue jump suit, all the kids below said, "Ahhhh! The sky is falling!"
The racehorse owner was annoyed with the running of his horse at the race. He turned on the jockey. "Flaherty, could you not have raced faster?" "Sure I could have, but you know we are supposed to stay on the horse."
Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player? Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
Everyone could tell our son was a Tigers fan. When he was handed his diploma, he dropped it.
Q: What did the basketball say to the player? A: Please don't shoot me.