Joke #4892

Q: Why is it so hot at Phillies games? A: Because there's not a fan in the place.
Vote:
has 39.39 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: sport

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Basketball is the perfect game for a black person. All you do is run, shoot and steal.
Vote:
has 42.93 % from 132 votes. More jokes about: black people, game, racist, sport
Who was the last person to box Rocky Marciano? His undertaker. Golf
Vote:
has 21.85 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: sport
Peter: Why was the Olympian not able to listen to music? Matthew: Why? Peter: Because he broke the record!
Vote:
has 74.72 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: athlete, music, sport
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette all enter the International Breast Stroke Swim across the English Channel. After about 8 hours, the brunette makes it across, followed shortly by the redhead. No sign of the blonde. After 12 hours they decide they'd better go look for her when she pretty much washes up on shore. They rush over to her and wrap her in warm blankets and give her a hot drink. After a few minutes, she is breathing easier and says, "I don't like to tattle, but I think those other ladies were using their arms!"
Vote:
has 78.55 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: blonde, sport, stupid, time, women
Q: What's the worst thing about being lonely? A: Playing Frisbee.
Vote:
has 68.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: single, sport
Two guys were working at a sawmill one day when one of the guys got too close to the blade and cut off his arm. His buddy put the severed arm in a plastic bag and rushed it down to the hospital to get re-attached. The next day he goes to see his chum, and finds him playing tennis. "Incredible!," says his friend. "Medical science is amazing." Another month goes by and the same two guys are again at the sawmill working when the same guy gets too close to the spinning blade and this time his leg gets cut off. Again his buddy takes the leg, puts it in a plastic bag and takes it to the hospital to get re-attached. The next day, he goes down to see his chum and finds him outside playing football. "Incredible!," says his friend. "Medical science is amazing!" Well another month goes by and again the same two friends are at the mill cutting wood when suddenly the same guy bends down too close to the blade and off comes his head. Well his friend takes the head, puts it in a plastic bag, and heads to the hospital to get it re-attached. The next day he goes to see his friend but can't find him. He sees the doctor walking down the hall and says, "Doc, where is my friend? I brought him in yesterday." The doctor thinks for a minute and says, "Oh yeah, some idiot put his head in a plastic bag and he suffocated."
Vote:
has 61.96 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, football, hospital, sport, work
It's game 7 of the NBA finals and a man makes his way to his seat at center court. He sits down and notices that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone is sitting there. He responds, "No, the seat's empty." "The first man exclaims, "What?!? Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the NBA finals and not use it?" The neighbor responds, "Well the seat is mine, but my wife passed away and this is the first NBA finals we haven't been together." The first man responds," I'm sorry to hear that. Wasn't there anyone else, a friend or relative, that could've taken that seat?" The neighbor responds, "No, they're all at the funeral."
Vote:
has 30.43 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: funeral, sport, wife
Chuck Norris won the Tour De France on a stationary bike.
Vote:
has 73.93 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
What do you call a blonde that can suck a golf ball through a garden hose? "Darling."
Vote:
has 26.16 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: sport
Why did the football coach go to the bank? "To get his Quarter back."
Vote:
has 40.09 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: football, sport