Joke #3912

A man and wife are at a volleyball game when they notice a very affectionate couple who are running their hands over each other passionately. ‘I don’t know whether to watch them or the game,’ says the man. ‘Watch them!’ says his wife. ‘You already know how to play volleyball.’

A rookie pitcher was struggling at the mound, so the catcher walked up to have a talk with him. "I've figured out your problem," he told the young southpaw. "You always lose control at the same point in every game." "When is that?" "Right after the National Anthem."

Yo' Mama is so fat, people use her butt cheeks for a ski slope.

I'll never understand how you can come up second in a biathlon. I mean – you've got a gun, haven't you?

Q: What do you get when you cross an alligator with a road runner? A: A 100 mph nigger eater.

There’s no game like golf: you go out with three friends, play eighteen holes, and return with three enemies.

Did you know you can download the whole Tyson-Holyfield fight off the internet? It doesn’t take much memory – just two Bytes.

Who was the last person to box Rocky Marciano? His undertaker. Golf

"I felt a lump in my mouth as the ball went in." - Terry Venables.

Chuck Norris once scored a field goal, using a hockey stick!

A man had an idea that could make him rich. After it was perfected he brought it to an inventors' help group. When asked what his great invention was, he pulled out an apple. The group looked at it and started laughing. The inventor said, "You don't understand! Taste it." A volunteer tried it and said, "Mmmmmmm, tastes like peaches." The inventor said, "Flip it over." He flipped it over and took another chunk of the apple. "Mmmmmmmm, tastes like grapes." The inventor offered a new apple and the volunteer said, "What does it taste like?" "Pussy," said the inventor. The guy bit into it, and spit it out with an awful look on his face and shouted, "That tasted like ass!" The inventor winked and said, "Flip it over."